Waluigi Time (Waluigi X Reader)

Waluigi Time<3

You're sleeping in your bed, suddenly you see him out of the corner of your eye. He's breathing heavily, and covered in mayonnaise. You try not to make eye contact, but it's too late. He's seen you. You roll over and reach for your cell phone, but he grabs your hand. You struggle, terrified. (Wah) But he's too powerful, years of playing golf and tennis have rendered him hella buff. You try to scream, but he puts one giant gloved finger over your mouth. "Wah" he whispers sensually. You're frightened, but also...aroused. Never before have you encountered such a mans-man. That mustache, those overalls. There's no mistaking it, this was one hell of an alpha male. "How'd you get into my room?" You say after approximately 15 minutes of stunned silence. "...waluigi time." He wheezes into your ear, super hawt. Waluigi sensually removed his overalls and then his purple onesie under his overalls that was given to him as a gift from his brother, Wario, for hannakuh.