Y/CN the great cookie! (CRK X Reader Oneshots) [UNDER HEAVY EDITING]

Adventurer Cookie Alphabet

What it says my friend [smut (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)] and also I apologize if it's shitty, this is my first time doing an alphabet so it might be sucky that being said enjoy

A - Aftercare:
An absolute sweetheart. He might rest for a bit before asking you which one you want (shower/bath) and goes to prepare whichever you chose while you rested. He'll carry you there if you went a little to harsh on ya so bonus!

B - Bodypart:
His favourite bodypart about you? Nonsense there is no favourite! He loves you regardless of what you look like, after all you are married and have 4 (now 5) kids.

C - Coom:
He's all about consent so he'll ask for your consent if he can do it inside or not.

D - Dirty secret:
He secretly likes it when you're on top. He likes seeing you from all angles ;).

E - Experience:
You have 5 kids...

F - Favourite position:
He definitely likes the full nelson but can also go for more classic ones. His personal favourites are the full nelson and mating press.

G - Goofy:
He can pull a few jokes here and there seeing as he likes to have fun every once in a while especially considering the fact that he likes making ya laugh so yeah, he can be a lil funny.

H - Hair:
The only hair he likes are the ones on his head other than that burn it with fire.

I - Intimacy:
Although he might be rough and teasing from time to time he makes sure you are comfortable and happy so yeah while he may be going at you ruthlessly, he also likes to slow down and be gentle.

J - Jack off:
No. He never really liked doing it and has never really done it except once back when you guys were still dating. You had something really hot on like I'm talking, HOT. He was trying his hardest to keep the date clean and non shrex.

K - Kink:
(I don't write those so no you can use your imagination here)

L - Location:
Most of the time it's home in the bedroom. Even if he's in some horny mood he'll wait until you're home and go for the bedroom BUT... If he really isn't in a good mood and is EXTRA horny, you bet your ass he'll take risks doesn't matter if there are people there you'll just have to be quiet.

M - Motivation:
Mostly you just being in your normal clothes at home or when your training outfit sparring with some other cookies. As for special occasions? Revealing and tight.

N - NO:
He doesn't like hurting you like biting or making you feel uncomfortable as in forcing you to do it with him. If you said no, it's no even if he's in the horniest mood he can be if you're not okay with it he'll wait.

O - Oral:
He loves giving and receiving and so do you.

P - Pace:
Depending on the mood he's in he's mostly just mildy fast paced.

Q - Quickie:
Yeah he's all in for it if you are! And seeing as you are a very dirty dirty woman you mostly do quickies in the most creative ways.

R - Risk:
No no. While you and him both can get very *ahem* excited, you are definitely not risking it especially the fact that you have kids.

S- Stamina:
3 - 4 rounds at max. He might go higher if he really just doesn't want to stop but its mostly jut 3 - 4 rounds.

T - Toy:
(I am also uncomfortable with writing this so no. Absolutely not.)

U - Unfair:
He'll tease you infront of the children just to get annoy you bcuz apparently he just likes to do that. Unless he's really horny than I can't help ya much.

V - Volume:
Meh, he isn't much for making noises, he's pretty much average so yeah a few grunts here and there he'll rarely get a scream out but nothing really special.

W - Wildcard:
He secretly loves it when you baby him sometimes.

X - X-ray:
Like I said in my last oneshot, average 5 - 6 inches idk what the average size is.

Y - Yearning:
Again it depends on the mood he's in. If he's in a normal mood than he'll think about it from time to time if not prepare your ass.

Z - Zzz:
He mostly falls asleep after you're done with cleaning up, if you really went all out then he won't even bother.

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A/N
Hello there! Been a while. Anyways I've disappeared again due to irl situations and took a break. Ofc this does not mean the requests are closed, nah! They're open i just might take some time to respond so if you're not patient, I'm sorry bud