Dr Bright

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Bright isn't allowed to tell new MTF recruits that Able can be calmed with food, no matter how true it may be, we don't need more causalities

Bright cannot be trusted around anyone of high political standing, I thought we learnt our lesson last time!

Bright is, under no circumstances, allowed to use Cain as an excuse as to how he got access to information about the O5, Scarlet King, And other god entity's. no not even if Cain did give him the information

"Able would do it/001 would do it/ Cain has actually done it" are all not excuses as to why leaking private information about people in SCP online files is ok. We do not care if Cain did it, it's still not ok
(Crossed out text; It is ok, continue- Kondraki)

Bright isn't allowed to throw his amulet at someone and then scream loudly like a horocrux from Harry potter being destroyed, however he is allowed to rant for hours about why JK Rowling is the equivalent of a fetus and a donkeys child. (It's pretty harmless for the second half)

Bright, no matter how many times you ask, we will not allow you to put all the anomalies with human forms in a university environment, *for context read the description of the "SCP University" logs*
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(The logs description simply says "I'm more confused on how he managed to get them to stay inside the building, even if Cain became an arsonist halfway through and then proceed to blame 682 and have us all convinced + Able being the only person actually not actively harming someone was worrying." You are left worried, as Able should have been causing some damage, but then again him not causing harm is probably giving the foundation mental problems so maybe he did cause damage in some regard)

Bright please stop calling Seth (Cain and Ables brother) a "Failed Abortion". It doesn't matter if it's true it's still rude!

Bright isn't allowed to put any non pacifist anomaly in any public/ possibly public area. (The only exception to this is when one anomaly gets there themselves and another has to be used as a containment, but even then he wouldn't be doing it.)

Bright stop weaponizing the fact Cain has attempted, on twenty or so occasions, to permanently kill you. No we don't know why, we can only assume he doesn't like you.

Bright stop using Able as therapy, he isn't your therapist. He also isn't the person to go to when your having a sexuality crisis, nor when you need someone to talk to about your fuckwd up family life. We pity him for having to deal with you.

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