Roast Dino-Sour

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I'm the local Dino-Sour simp so this is gonna hurt ;-;

I don't know wether to blame your parents or your sister, but the fact your name is deadass a pun on your love of dinosaurs makes me wonder how I can even say it without cringing

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I don't know wether to blame your parents or your sister, but the fact your name is deadass a pun on your love of dinosaurs makes me wonder how I can even say it without cringing. And you be over here taunting dragons for being in their cookie forms and disappointing you so you really be asking to get your $30 haircut burned off. It's clear to me that Kiwi and Roll Cake are the ones with the smart brain cell of the three you all share most of the time.

Yeah I know that was weak, but now it's your turn to do better. My favorites will be shared in the next part so roast away!

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