You were very bored on this ordinary day, just laying on your bed, listening to (f/s). Sun was shining, sky was bright, but it was SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE!!!!!! Your mom urged you to go take a stroll outside or something outside or else she would beat you BUT SHE PROBABLY JUST BLUFFING HAAAAAHHH! You grabbed your phone and headphones and took a step into the HOT, +30 DEGREE WEATHER!! AGH! YOU WERE ALREADY SWEATING YOURSELF OOOUT! You decided to quickly grab a bottle of water from inside and took a step back outside. Good save! Hopefully that will come in good use later!
(note:iM a fucking celcius mf deal with it it is not thata cold for u goddyaum)
You start walking in your....quite big actually neighborhood. You swear it was like over 50 degrees! HAH! You popped on your headphones and continued to listen to (f/s) and all your other favorite jams! You started thinking about this weird random little fixation you just recently developed. It was cats. CATS! You were F-A-S-C-I-N-A-T-E-D by cats! THEY ARE SO ADORABLE!! You wish you had a cat................ohno. Your little itty bitty tiny brain had a really stupid idea! You spotted a tree in the distance. Taking a glance around, there was no one around. Surely no one would see you, you said.
Your fun little idea was to......thats right......CLIMB A TREE AND PRETEND YOU ARE A CAT! MAYBE SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN! A normal person wouldve thought "wow thats a reallystupdi ideaa to. do out in the hot weather" and you know what YOU THINK? NONSENSE! So you put down your phone, headphones, and water bottle on the ground, nervous of dropping them from up in the tree and started to climb. You HUFFED and you PUFFED as you grasped the sides of the tree and you finally reached a high branch. You just now realized that you are..SCARED OF HEIGHTS!? But dont fret! You shouldnt be here for long!!
And so you sat there, on the branch, like a constipated wiener dog, holding on for DEAR LIFE! You started to make cat noises so you would sound more in character. After 5 minutes, you stopped meowing because you got tired and annoyed of your own voice...oh.........whats this?.......ANOTHER HUMAN ENTITY? Your eyes shot up as you glanced over to a neighbor walking by and so this was your chance to get back at it! You started meowing once again and the neighbor caught site of this. You suddenly realized, it was a 8 year old mischievous boy. Man, no wonder he looked so short! He walked towards the tree you climbed on top of and he looks up at you. He squints. You can tell he thinks your the dumbest idiot ever. And so now you engage into a unintentional staring contest.
Some time passes by and he gets bored of your "meowing" shit and walks over to your pile of stuff. You suddenly get a little worried...thinking hes going to take something or what not. He looks at your pile and picks up the water bottle. You start to raise your eyebrow like "what is this mofo gonna do to me XD" but then he takes the cap off of your water bottle and throws it up to your level, with the intention of both pissing you off but possibly also hydrating you. That shut you up real quick! He walks away saying "cya dumby" and continues on his walk or wherever he was going. You really didn't give any shits....but now you look like a wet cat. Guess thats the intention! You were somewhat satisfied and tried to climb down the tree from your position. Unfortunately, you fall down from the tree and fall on your butt! Youch! Thats ought to hurt! As you rub your behind, you grab whats left of the water bottle and your devices and start to walk back home. You hope your mom is satisfied and wont beat your scrawny ass!
THE END
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bonus: as u are walking back, you accidentally slip on the sidewaalk and crack ur head open LOL XD thats gotta hurt!
