You are the Playable character (P/C) or Player Name (P/N) now shhh. Zerohero dates both sexes
Novel edition with some game aspects because
Also P/C is male by default
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In the world of Cumtopia.. There lived a great hero, his name was Zerohero. He was Pussyhero during the day, and Zerohero by night.. Today was an important day, let's start now shall we?
P/C: Cumtopia is full of excitement every day, I really wish I could work with Zerohero.. then I'd be able to help him defeat the GenitalDestroyers, the enemy of the Cumtopians. They unleash creatures such as DickCrawlers, Asslickers, and Titty Poppers. Though Asslickers aren't that bad, but recently they've been testing items on the Asslickers, which have made them become mutated and made their licking power intensely hard and rough, and it'd destroy your privates if the creature had one lick of it.. but I'm really just a normal High Schooler, I can't be like Zerohero..
P/C: God, why is Math so boring! Math this, Math that. Ugh.
Suddenly P/C had heard some glass shattering. Apparently the whole class did too. Was it an intruder? "Don't fear students!" P/C turned around. It was the majestic, and handsome, Zerohero in the flesh! Whaaaa!? He was pretty short in comparison to the other high schoolers, but i've heard that his dong is bigger than most of these high schoolers, but that's just a rumor.
Zerohero: Oh it's you! The Cumpulsive OTN Hero Agency has been looking for you P/C. Come with me, and explore your inner *Substance.
*Substance is the kind of power a hero has. Zerohero has the Libido Substance for example.
P/C was a bit hesitant to join Zerohero. It was a very sudden request.
P/C: Why should I go?
Zerohero: The world needs you! Plus, you're assigned to be my sidekick. Other reasons are that you hold a secret that the GenitalDestroyers are looking for, we aren't using you! It's just that if we have you on our side, we can destroy them together.
>Accept | Deny
P/C: Fine, I'll go with you Zerohero. | P/C: No
Zerohero: Alright then, let's get going. | Zerohero: Pleaaasseee..?
Zerohero: Alright then, let's get going. |P/C: ... Fine.
|Zerohero: Alright then! Let's get going.
???: Since you haven't discovered your Substance yet, I'll be helping you to unleash the power and use your hidden power. My name is OFFICIAL Substance Discovery Assistant and Trainer. But you can call me OSDAT.
P/C: I don't care let me train already you piece of metal.
OSDAT: Okay. Tutorial starting.
blah blah blah, this isn't a game so I can't do anything here uhhhhh
P/C Skills
Substance: ???
Skill 1: Can make webs from sticky substances out of their hands to support others. (defense)
Skill 2: When you activate the button on your vest, you transform into some sexy outfit and earn 100% plus more damage
Zerohero Skills
Substance: Libido
Skill 1: With his controlled libido, if it's at 80% and above, it triggers a thing called "Horny overload" Zerohero is naturally at 50% libido. Though it is unknown why his libido power is always high. "Rumor says he keeps images of girls he likes at the time, but don't take that personally, I only know this anyways" —some girl
Skill 2: Summons a suspicious sword and fights off monsters manually without cvmpower. Sword is shaped like a member, how do people even like this man.
Skill 3: With his cvmpower, he summons minions with member shaped weapons which they use to aim for a naughty spot in the enemy team.
(writing this reminds me of nick wilde x joe biden x y/n on wattpad)
P/N: Huh.? What is my Substance?
Zerohero: It seems like OSDAT couldn't figure out what kind of substance type you are. Huh, maybe it's undiscovered. A new substance? There hasn't been a new substance in decades.. is P/N really that special?
P/N: Oh? This hasn't happened to anyone in decades?
Zerohero: Yeah, it's strange that it happened on you out of everyone.
P/N: Are you saying that I shouldn't have this special substance?
Zerohero: Uhh, No! Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter that you have that substance. But anyways, with the bad guys on your tail, we should go somewhere else.
P/N: I feel like Zerohero is hiding something from me, does he hate me secretly?
Zerohero: You coming, P/N?
P/N: Oh? Yeah I'm coming.
Zerohero: Well maybe we can talk to the elders to see if they know anything about your substance. After all, they know a lot of things I don't.
P/N: Hmm? Elders? Alright.
I'm going to write in story format now teehee.
P/N and Zerohero went on their journey to the top of Mount Bonershot. It felt like hours, P/N had to walk all the way, while Zerohero on the other hand, could fly. He seemed like he was thinking about something. "So, uh
m. What do you do in your human form? Like out of the supersuit or whatever." P/N asked. "Oh I uhm. It's kind of embarrassing." Zerohero said unsurely. "Well what is it? You can't possibly be a stripper or anything!" "It's better if I don't say anything." "Well is there anything else you do other than that secret you're keeping?" "Well, I'm in a groupchat and they make fun of me playfully." "Oh wow, uhm. Well I'm in the soccer team and the writing club in my school." "Oh, that's interesting P/N." They small talked the rest of the way. They eventually reached the top of the mountain where the elders live. God, why do they live so high up in the mountains anyways?
Zerohero started blabbering on about the elders and their magical properties and how they started the hero industry. Apparently they're centuries old, gosh. "Like they're so cool and awesome, I wanna be like them. Living for centuries and hanging out with girls like Maxine.." "Who's Maxine?" Zerohero realized what he just said. "Oh uhm. Nothing!" Nothing huh? Seems like he's hiding something. "Well, can we step inside now?" "Oh right, I forgot we were supposed to go inside." How could you forget that? "Oh Zerohero is that you?" A man who looked like he was in his 20s was sitting on a chair. "Oh hey, TiddySqueeze." TiddySqueeze was a popular superhero back in the old days, I'd estimate 30 years ago, Mom still talks about how cool, and sexy he was all the time. God, I can still hear her talking about it right now. "Soo, why am I here again Zerohero?" "Oh right, I need to talk to Grand BallTouch about you." He left P/N and TiddySqueeze alone and went to Grand BallTouch. Might as well see if I can get information about this guy. "Uhm. How old are you?" "53, I'm not that old right?" Silence
"Well, I have two more questions to ask you." "Ask away-!" "What happened after you retired being a super hero? And two, who is this 'Maxine' Zerohero was talking about?" "I went to the Compulsive OTN Hero Agency and asked if I could retire, I was around 40 at that time, none of those new kids recognized me anymore, so I bid farewell to Cumtopia and went to retreat here. And two, Maxine? Isn't that another of Zerohero's crushes? Golly, he's had so many in a short span of time. Also don't tell this to Zerohero, but I think he keeps pictures of his crushes so his libido percentage is high." Well that's a bit too much information.. "Hey P/N, come over here, the BallTouch wants to see you!" "Fine, fine. Well farewell TiddySqueeze." "Good luck on your adventure, P/N."
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