Washington: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?
Alex: No.
Jefferson: No.
Washington: Didn't think so.
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Alex: I'm not doing too well.
Washington : What's wrong?
Alex: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Jefferson enters the room*
Alex: There it is again.
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Washington: What did you two do?
Alex:
John:
Washington: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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Laf: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Herc: Strong.
John: Weak.
Alex: An idiot, is what you are.
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Laf: *sees Alex and John together*
Laf: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Herc: You mean... you ship them?
Laf: English.
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Herc: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours.
John: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia.
Alex: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred.
Laf: You guys are fucking terrifying.
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Laf: Truth or dare?
Alex: Dare.
Laf: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Alex : Hey Eliza?
Eliza, blushing: Yeah?
Alex : Can you move? I'm trying to get to John.
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Eliza: Did you have to stab Jefferson?
Alex : You weren't there. You didn't hear what they said to me.
Eliza: What did they say?
Alex : "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Eliza: That's fair.
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Alex : Dad, I screwed up, big time.
Washington: Alexander, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
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Herc: LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!
Laf: And here we have a capitalist.
John: Did you just-
Alex: Let us all take a moment to appreciate that all of human history, human language, and the universe itself aligned to make this joke possible.
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Alex: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.
John: Marry me.
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Laf: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Herc: I sleep with a knife.
John: Both of you are pathetic.
Laf: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
John: Alex.
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John: That's ridiculous, Alex doesn't have a crush on me.
Laf: Yes they do.
Herc: Yes they do.
Alex : Yes I do.
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Herc: *about John and Alex * They make a cute couple, huh?
Laf: They certainly are standing next to each other.
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Alex: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Madison: *crouches down*
Burr: *kneels down*
Jefferson: *sits on the floor*
Alex:
Alex: I hate all of you.
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Washington: You're smiling. What happened?
Alex: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
Burr: Jefferson tripped and fell down the stairs today.
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