"Hey Judd open the door!" Nick screamed banging on my door.
What do you want you little twerp!?
"Can I just come in please? I need a little advice" Nick said with a annoyed voice.
Ugh fine come in.
"Thank you *he opens the door* why does it smell weird in here? Wha- what's in your hand Judd?"
Oh it's nothing *hides hand behind my back* Now what do you want you idiot
"Uhm...there is a girl I like in my class-"
Stop right there.
"Huh?"
Is this seriously about a girl you like? Why not ask pussy breath out there
"That would be even worse and yes I'm asking you about that. If you give me this advice I'll leave you alone okay?"
*sigh* Fine, sit down there *points at chair*
*Nick sits down*
So?
"Well it's the new girl and I kinda like her..."
Uh-huh sounds lame but go on
"She said out loud to the class that she's pansexual and that's pretty brave"
Uhh what?
"Yeah, how do I tell her that I like her?"
Okay you don't tell a girl that on the first eye sight that's weird and creepy
"But you stalk people-"
That's irrelevant now shut up
"Okay I'm sorry"
Try being friends with that girl first then when you feel ready ask her out
"Oh okay thank you"
Get out of my room now
"Okay okay calm down" *Nick leaves the room*
Ugh I swear that little shit is so annoying *continues to smoke weed*4 HOURS LATER
^I woke up from my phone buzzing, it was my friend calling me^*Answers* What's up man
B[Hey bro, there is a party at Felix's house. Wanna go?]B
Hmmm I don't know if I want to..
B[Come onnn please?]B
Ughhh...fine but you owe me 50 bucks after this
B[Yeah yeah whatever, meet you there!] *he hangs up*B<I don't expect much of parties since I don't like social gatherings in general>
I'm so gonna regret this *goes up to take a shower*
10 MINUTES LATER
<I wouldn't be surprised if he brought hookers there but since almost everyone there has STDS it doesn't really matter> *laughs* This is gonna be interesting, let's see how many people I can make fun of this time.AT THE PARTY
B"Ay glad you could come Judd!"B
Yeah sure <Ah yes my bestfriend Billy, also known as the classclown. Still don't understand how i can like him but oh well>
Soooo what's with all this wild things..*points at the laughing people*
B"Awwee you forgot what happiness is?"B
Shut the fuck up of course I know what it is *hits his shoulder*
B"Jeez okay sorry"B
[Two people come out of the closet]
B"Damn! Looks like they're doing truth or dare and I guess they got 7 minutes in heaven"B
STDS?
B"Wow you really think that low of people?" *he laughs*B
Dude..65% of the people in here has either clamydia or herpes I wouldn't be surprised
B"Do you have it?"B
What the hell man no I don't -_-
B"Uh huh..."B
Hey! Getting blowjobs doesn't count!
B"Liar~ you probably haven't even got anyone in bed yet!"B *he said teasingly*
Oh yeah? Wanna see a sextape from my room?
B"Alright Alright sorry!- I can't even joke with you" *fake sobbing*B
Shut up I'm just halfway stoned -_-
B"You gotta lay off the drugs man"B
Nah, I only live once so i takes chances
B"Weirdo..but oh well! *grabs 2 beer bottles* here you go *gives 1 to Judd*"B
Thanks *takes a sip* hmmm...
[Felix walked up to them]
F"Ayy! Glad you guys could make it!"FB"Yeah! Although I had to kinda force Judd here 🙄"B
Shut the fuck up Billy *hits him*
B"Ow!"BF"Riigghhht...anyway we're playing truth or dare, wanna join?"F
Eh....
B"HELL YEAH! Please Judd! Pretty please!"B
Ugh -_-
B"I'll take that as a yes...we're in Felix!"BF"Great! *walks back to the others*"F
B"Comon this might be fun!"B
You wanna get laid don't you -_-
B"Shut up 😒"b[They walk over to the others]
F"Alright let's get this party started! *spins the bottle*"F
[Lands on Rory]
F"Rory, truth or dare!"F
R"Truth I guess.."R
F"Out of everyone here, who would you wanna make out with the most.. *smirks*"F
R"James"R
JS"Oh!-"JS
R*smiles*R
R"Alright my turn!" *spins bottle*R
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Dirty Secrets||Judd x Jessi
FanfictionJudd is a very mysterious guy but what will happen when Jessi comes into his life?