bro what.. i literally just spent fifteen minutes trying to find the fucking toothpaste, like a solid fifteen minutes. and my dad was on my ass telling me i'm like what the fuck.ok omw to school and just to tell u, i also have adhd so i will be jumping from a lot of stuff.
i was in school and some mother fucking bitchass teacher took my phone away bc apparently i was using it but i literally wasn't.
that same teacher didn't let me use the bathroom, THE BATHROOM LIKE HELLO?!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FUCKING SUCK THE PEE BACK IN
i hate that teacher
miss sabre if ur reading this EVERY DAY I WAKE UP AND I HOPE UR DEAD!!!!
also i had business today and look what i did on our power point
bitch call me Picasso
MOVING ON, i have this crush on this kid, let's call him Chris (🤭)
and i thought he liked me back CUZ GUYS LISTENALL THRO summer that fucker was texting me at like 3am or smth like that AND HE MADE ME A PLAYLIST?!?!!
HE MADE ME A PLAYLIST
OF ONLY TAYLOR SONGS AND ITS SMTH LIKE "cuz hala likes her" AS THE TITLE
LIKE THATS LEADING ME ON RIGHT?
LIKE U WOULD THINK SM WOULD LIKE U IF THEY DID THIS
so to plane it out, i have the most insanely gorgeous most perfect best friend in the world. she had long hair, the MOST AMAZING body her nose her jawline U GUYD KNOW JULES LEBLANC??? she looks like her
I SWEAR TO GOD SHE DOES
and i know i'm pretty 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
but i'm not PRETTY like i don't got the perfect body i'm built like a donut, the whole moral of this is that im a fat girl.
and i do not care if any of h call me fatty or or obese girl I CACKLE AT THAT SHIT I LOVE IT WHEN PPL CALL ME FAT ITS FUNNY
but ofc we live in 2022 and boys have the mind of andrew tate so they want a skinny girl.
and u look at me and her and ur like the other girl definitely gets the most bitches.
so every guy i like has had a crush on her I DONT BLAME THEM she's so fucking pretty i question how she's my friend
but this guy i RLLY RLLY liked, and it's my first time i've even talked to a boy, like i have never even held hands with someone romantically.
so i was like omg hala show those boobs and let's pop it.
but he ended up talking to her the same way he talked to me LIKE THE EXACT SAME WAY.
i was so embarrassed bc i rlly rlly liked him.
YOU ARE READING
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐍𝐄𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐌 𝐃𝐎𝐖𝐍,,spam
Random"shade never made anybody less gay!" 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 . . . i spam this book because i feel like the message board isn't enough. ( HALA x YOUR!FINEASS )