im gonna flip my gosh dang shiz

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bro what.. i literally just spent fifteen minutes trying to find the fucking toothpaste, like a solid fifteen minutes. and my dad was on my ass telling me i'm like what the fuck.

ok omw to school and just to tell u, i also have adhd so i will be jumping from a lot of stuff.

i was in school and some mother fucking bitchass teacher took my phone away bc apparently i was using it but i literally wasn't.

that same teacher didn't let me use the bathroom, THE BATHROOM LIKE HELLO?!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO FUCKING SUCK THE PEE BACK IN

i hate that teacher

miss sabre if ur reading this EVERY DAY I WAKE UP AND I HOPE UR DEAD!!!!

also i had business today and look what i did on our power point

also i had business today and look what i did on our power point

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bitch call me Picasso




MOVING ON, i have this crush on this kid, let's call him Chris (🤭)
and i thought he liked me back CUZ GUYS LISTEN

ALL THRO summer that fucker was texting me at like 3am or smth like that AND HE MADE ME A PLAYLIST?!?!!

HE MADE ME A PLAYLIST

OF ONLY TAYLOR SONGS AND ITS SMTH LIKE "cuz hala likes her" AS THE TITLE

LIKE THATS LEADING ME ON RIGHT?

LIKE U WOULD THINK SM WOULD LIKE U IF THEY DID THIS

so to plane it out, i have the most insanely gorgeous most perfect best friend in the world. she had long hair, the MOST AMAZING body her nose her jawline U GUYD KNOW JULES LEBLANC??? she looks like her

I SWEAR TO GOD SHE DOES

and i know i'm pretty 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

but i'm not PRETTY like i don't got the perfect body i'm built like a donut, the whole moral of this is that im a fat girl.

and i do not care if any of h call me fatty or or obese girl I CACKLE AT THAT SHIT I LOVE IT WHEN PPL CALL ME FAT ITS FUNNY

but ofc we live in 2022 and boys have the mind of andrew tate so they want a skinny girl.

and u look at me and her and ur like the other girl definitely gets the most bitches.

so every guy i like has had a crush on her I DONT BLAME THEM she's so fucking pretty i question how she's my friend

but this guy i RLLY RLLY liked, and it's my first time i've even talked to a boy, like i have never even held hands with someone romantically.

so i was like omg hala show those boobs and let's pop it.

but he ended up talking to her the same way he talked to me LIKE THE EXACT SAME WAY.

i was so embarrassed bc i rlly rlly liked him.

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