The next day, test tube was sweating and tired from holding a phone who eats 100,000,000 calories from 1 cookie. Paintbrush had to help test tube. Lightbulb was holding fan to give everyone wind because the sun was so hot. But then fan found a place to stay at. "Hey everyone look!, I found shelter for us to fix me phone!" Everyone looked at where fan was pointing at and they realized he was pointing at a shed. "Fan are you sure there isn't any like killers in there because I've heard all the stories and movies there always is one." Paintbrush said if he was somewhat Mr? Mrs?... The know it all😀
"Paintbrush there isn't because that's like an old creepy folk tale or whatever you would call it." So they got in the shed and sat down. they found lots of materials to fix a phone which was I guess surprising
They were fixing me phone but then they head an explosion coming from outside. "Silver spoon is dead!!!" Everyone was crying and screaming for help but cobs came and said "everyone there's a timer on your bomb and that shows how long you got before you explode". Everyone looked at their timer and was scared who was gonna die next then paintbrush, lightbulb, test tube, and fan looked at their timers.
paintbrush had 6 months to live, lightbulb had 1 and a half years to live, fan had exactly 2 years to live, and test tube had 4 years to live."Wow that's just great. Just great I can totally do anything with only 6 months to live" paintbrush saying in very much sarcasm.
Lightbulb then grabs paper and rips it into 4. "Look we can write on these and that is what we can do while we have time!!!" Paintbrush then grabs a pencil out of nowhere and starts writing, And the others do that too.When their all done they didn't tell eachother what they wrote.
Then test tube starts fixing me phone but only occurred one problem... Me phone needed wires. "Um test tube where can we get wires" lightbulb asks and looking around.
"Don't ask me" test tube says mumbling and trying to take off her bomb. "Hey do you ever wonder what it feels like to be a kid again?" Lightbulb says while looking on shelves."I wonder if you don't have a brain because I think we were never kids in the first place" paintbrush almost getting frustrated.
"Hey who remembers being a kid!" No one speaks....
Umm an old person?" "Ok we're not even close to being 100 years old?!" "maybe we are we just look very young"
Paintbrush and lightbulb start fighing back and forth.Then test tube decided to give fan a dangerous job " fan, can I trust you to go get wires without getting caught?" Fan then had to think for a while not trusting himself. "Why can't we just tell toilet to go get some wires?" Fan suggests so he doesn't have to do it. Test tube then says "no, we cannot tell toilet to get wire because....HE WAS MURDERED BY THOSE TWO PEOPLE WHO KILLED FOLDER IN ONE!" Fan then said "shhhhh, we cant be caught". Test tube rolled her eyes a little bit after that. Then tube then said " just go!" Fan then tried to go behind bushes but while he was hiding behind bushes. He dropped his phone. And it made a very loud noise somehow on the soft grass. Nothing happened except his phone was cracked... So he continued.
Fan got wires and ran very quietly. With out of breath fan said "I'm not doing any dangerous jobs anymore." Then fan looked at paintbrush and lightbulb and somehow test tube found duck tape and put it on their mouth's so they could shut up.
"So uhh here's wire for.... Uhhh me phone" test tube then put the wires in and hope that me phone works. "*Gasp* woah is this what heaven looks like" "MEPHONE YOUR ALIVE!!!" "Oh I thought i was dead" test tube gives a frown. "What I was just asking questions?" "Well me phone do you know how to remove a bomb?" "Why do you ask that?" Lightbulb tears off the duck tape and shows me phone the bomb on their arm. "Paintbrush only has 6 months to live" "and was that necessary LIGHTbulb?" Test tube gets out duck tape and was about to put it on their mouth. They both shut up.
"So now what?" Me phone asks...It stays silent. Lightbulb grabs soy sauce from a few years ago and decided to drink it.paintbrush looks at lightbulb."WHAT ARE YOU DOING LIGHTBULB?" "drinking soy sauce I was thirsty" "THE FACT IT EXIPED LONG AGO?!" Test tube gets out tape and puts it only on paintbrush's mouth. as soon as test tube sits down test tube says " you can drink the soy sauce in peace."
Me phone then stands up and opens the door of the shed to go outside since there was no air in the shed although it had windows. And he saw only....ONE...person...he...knew, Steve cobs was standing in front of the door. "Umm want soy sauce?" "No I'm not here for soy sauce, I'm here to get me phone and break him again and make you all die at the same time!"
All of them ran out of the shed and Steve cobs ran to catch them. "Lightbulb do you still have the soy sauce?" Fan asks while running out of breath. Lightbulb gets out soy sauce and throws it on cobs."goodbye expired soy sauce" lightbulb crying. "HOW DARE YOU PUT SOY SAUSE ON ME!!?" and when the soy sauce was put on him he turned into popcorn because of how hot it was.
they ran to the haunted house and was breathing really hard after that. "Wow how come y'all don't have bombs on you?"Bow asks. Fan gets confused "Huh we do see rig-" "hah you don't have a bomb on your wrist!... That's lucky" "bow?, Wow I never thought you were alive... Or as a ghost" lightbulb surprised. "Wait fan how do you not have a bomb on your wrist anymore?" "I don't know" "maybe it's good luck!!" Lightbulb says jumping up and down. fan get confused on how he doesn't have one "maybe it was just a miracle that it fell off?" "Well whatever just happened it's now dark so get some sleep for once!" Bow complained.
"Um sorry to interrupt but there is only 1 bed" paintbrush confused. "Oh um share it I guess. "Oh God..." They all get in the room with the bed and was ready to go to sleep but then bow decided to read them a story. "Umm so once apon a time uhhh I don't know how to read the end" "see paintbrush, were still kids! Sorta" "well that's nice and all but let's go to sleep"
As bow closed the door slowly she heard a voice downstairs. "Is that... ME PHONE?! Bow decided to go downstairs and yep sure enough me phone was downstairs eating cookies. "Me phone why are you even up?
"Oh yeah umm I'm just gonna sleep on the couch" "why me phone?" "Because BOW I have a timer on me and I don't want them to wake up at 3:00 am" bow gets confused. "Why do you have a timer set to 3:00 am?" "Because every day at 3:00 am is national eat a cookie time, it's a family tradition" " huh that's weird I don't see that corn that's supposed to be your dad eating one?" "Ok it's not"
Stupid author note:
Omg I'm actually done what seems like a long time it's here. Yeah I'm pretty tired but now I can rest.... Maybe
So on my Instagram you can vote who can explode because I need u all's help so much😴🍪 which I don't use anymore because there might be 50 year old men on there
i guess Have a great rest of ur day bye🍪🌞👀
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Mystery / Thrillerso this is an ii au which is really boring so I suggest not reading it unless u want to... so this au is about how me phone gets kidnapped (by Steve cobs) and Steve cobs decides to put a bomb on everyone to where every day one contestant explodes an...