My Thoughts

Boys!

5 Reasons why Boys are weird

- They are ALWAYS talking about sports especially football, like we know that they don't have lives and all but they don't have to jabber on and on about something as useless as football. Does it affect the world? I don't think so!! Why do they have to annoy people around them with their stupid topics which are football, football and football!! Like honestly spare our ears the pain!

- They wear the weirdest shorts ever! It's like they go to the mall with the determination to embarrass themselves at school with their stupid shorts. Like plaid shorts are okay but seriously shorts with fish and pink shorts with colorful splotches. I write from experience and sometimes it's just too much!

- They are always flirting with girls. Like honestly guys, sometimes we feel like slapping you! If a girl is not interested you can tell from their facial expressions. Some girls are okay with it, but not most. Yet guys still seem to persist to make girls feel uncomfortable. Do you want to walk away with a black eye or a bloody nose? I didn't think so!!

- They have no idea of how to behave in public. Especially in school. When I was in 6th grade, my science class was supposed so go into the hallway and do this fun activity. It suddenly became less fun when the guys in my class started yelling and shouting. My teacher made us go back inside because we were too loud. Other teachers actually came outside into the hallway to tell us to shut up! Some boys are so ugh!

- They are really prone to getting into fights. I bet we could all say we have had fights with guys before. I mean I know I can because in middle school my locker neighbor used to always slam my locker shut even though I wasn't done. I don't know why he did that, but of course it started a chain reaction. I would slam his locker and he would slam mine and so on so forth. And of course, he was a boy! Like why does he have to do that in the first place. If there was a girl next to me instead of a boy this probably would have never happened!

Boys are so sweet! Right?......
WRONG!!
Guys don't hold open doors for people. They don't have manners. They rarely ever say thank you, please, and sorry. They also NEVER say excuse me. They usually have really bad handwriting. They don't listen. They are always talking. Really the list goes on and on and on......

School:
School is the worst because you are required to constantly interact with your elbow partner which is usually a guy. If your elbow partner isn't a guy don't rub it in our faces. You have to work with this guy and usually working involves talking about what you are doing. What is even worse is if that guy is talkative because then he will keep on talking to you and you can't do anything about it. I'm saying this because it has happened to me in 6th grade. You are probably like why does everything happen in 6th grade. My answer to that is I don't even have a clue. Anyway, my elbow partner in social studies was a guy( I will not say any names) and this guy talked A LOT! My teacher always made the class do a lot of partner activities and it was always with that same guy! So that guy actually wanted to talk about things that don't even have anything to do with the work. I couldn't just be like shut up dude because that would be something a guy does and I'm actually nice! So every day I would just pray that I would be saved by the bell!

What guys should learn:
Guys should learn about facial expressions a girl makes because it would really help in the long run. If a boy was talking to a girl and the girl wasn't really looking at the guy and was kind of staring off into space a little and wasn't responding then that means the girl doesn't care about whatever the guy is talking about because girls are usually pretty responsive because we are always "gossiping". If a girl is making wide eyes at people behind the guy's back then that means she is trying to signal to her friend to save her from talking to the guy. If a girl is really interested in what she is doing and the guy is talking to her she is most likely not absorbing what the guy is saying. Before talking to a girl look at her face to make sure she is not really mad or sad because if she is it is best not to talk to her. Guys usually don't know all these things so guys please learn!!! 💩