Jokes lol

I wrote you a song

Me: dude I wrote you a song.
Boy: what?
Me: I saw her face...
Boy: what?
Me: I stole your girl and I knew you would cry!
Boy: um...
Me: lol... Nah dude.
Boy: thank god.
Me: ha I would of stole her but she fell of a cliff!
Boy: ........