genshin impact lemons/smvt

albedo smut pt 1

modern day au

where u are a worker at the wansheng funeral parlour. nonbinary reader w pussy. male albedo.

you sigh unhappily as you sit behind your desk, filing out your emails. another fish died last night. who knows why fishes need funerals...

a sudden knock at the door flings you out of your daydream.

"y/n? someone needs you at the front gate. they said you and specifically asked for you?" hu taos head peeks round the door frame.

ah of course the dead frog corpse person! you need to chat to him about what hes plannung on doing with it and fill out some forms. also, you hate phone calls.
you nod curtly and got up from your chair, ensuring that you had saved everything you needed before shutting down your computer.

5 minutes later

phew! you reach the exit doors. you always wonder why there are so many stairs in the building. and why someone would need a frog corpse anyway?

when you arrive at the main building lobby, you are surprised to see albedo, chief alchemist of mond hanging out there. looking hot as ever 🤤
oh my archons you think why is he here and should i say something and why is he so cute wait ok deep breaths deep breaths.

youve had a really big crush on him for so long even though youve never really properly met. youd be surprised if he actually remembers you from 2 years ago when you bumped into him and hung out for the day; when he left you hed kissed you.
anyways back to reality you think

albedos head turns to look at you. "ah hello you must be the- wait youre that person from two years ago..." he grins.

you blush, happy that he remembers, and nodded. "yep. i am the one! youre my client today, if youd like to follow me to the office. its a bit of a trip if you dont mind. "

you start to walk toward the offices when you hear him say "wait- id rather not be in crowded places. umm... you wouldnt mind if we went to your house?" you turned around to see him blushing slightly. w h a t. albedo. in your house⁉️
"of course yes!!"

you organise a time when albedo will come over and exchange numbers.

you:
testing testing... hey its y/n from wansheng funerals today! heres my number. and my adress [insert adress]

albedo:
hey y/n. wil come at 6 tonight?

you:
of course will prepare dinner then. 🍽 😋

albedo:
haha youre too sweet thank you x.

an x.... you smile.

later

the bell rings. oh crap you think its albedo...

i didnt make dinner

you open the door to see a happy albedo. "hey y/n! here for the chat."

"albedo!!" you blush. "so happy to have you- look theres been a quick mixup with work and i havent been able to make the food yet. do you mind if i make it whilst we talk?"

"of course i dont mind ;)"

you give him a tour of the house then go into the kitchen and notice him limping slightly but decide not to think about it.

"ill start making the food then."

you start chatting together for a while before a comfortable silence started where all was heard was the simmering of the pan.