Once open a time, there was a microwave. This microwave was so attractive that everyone wanted to date it. But the microwave only wanted nothing in life. Not love, not fame, and not glory. All it wanted... was to make pizza rolls. It yearned for the sweet sensation of cooking pizza rolls. It want to cook all of the pizza rolls in the whole world. So what did he do? He became a gold digger of corse. But In stead of money, he only asked for pizza rolls. And his plan worked. After only 3 days, he had all of the pizza rolls in the world. The reason he wanted the pizza rolls is simple. He wanted to burn them all to the point that they were as hard as bullets so he could use them to KILL EVERYONE. And so he did. After 3 more days, everyone in the world was dead. The sexy microwave was finally at peace now that he had wiped out and entire species with nothing but pizza rolls. Finally, he had peace.
