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ScootyWliblyr: I see you didnt block me ;)

InYourcLoset: Stfu I forgot about it

ScootyWliblyr: Excuses excuses

ScootyWliblyr: Anyways wyd

InYourcLoset: A s s i g n m e n t s

ScootyWliblyr: Ooh yikes, have fun

InYourcLoset: I'm having fun alright, having fun imagining your face and how good it would look with a black eye

ScootyWliblyr: Am I at least hot?

InYourcLoset: No, making you as horribly ugly as I can

ScootyWliblyr: Rude

InYourcLoset: Thanks ik :]

ScootyWliblyr: I hope you trip and fall face first, ending up with a broken nose and when you're oyw to the hospital, there's a traffic jam so you'll have to suffer an hour or more with a busted nose and then when you're there, you didnt see the sign reading 'Caution, slippery floor' and slip and fall on your back, breaking a bone or something, if they heal, I hope you hit a pole so hard that it breaks again and that there's a lake nearby where you fall and drown.

ScootyWliblyr: :D

InYourcLoset: Holy shit thats weirdly specific, but I rather kms than experience that ty

ScootyWliblyr: Good, crossing fingers, please make it come try

ScootyWliblyr: Anyways hru

InYourcLoset: Terrible

ScootyWliblyr: Awe why :(

InYourcLoset: This one fucking dude in school keeps on getting on my nerves

ScootyWliblyr: What did he do?

InYourcLoset: Mocking me and shit, fucking hates it when he shoves me into the locker because he "felt like it"

ScootyWliblyr: Double yikes, want me to beat him up for ya?

InYourcLoset: Nah, its just annoying, nothing serious, besides he's not as bad as the guys he hangs out with

ScootyWliblyr: Yeah? Wanna spill? I'm all ears

InYourcLoset: Maybe another time, wbu dickhead, how's your day

ScootyWliblyr: Tiresome, my little brother wouldn't shut up about his new friend and oh my god who knew how much a nine year old could fucking talk

InYourcLoset: Epic

ScootyWliblyr: Ikr

InYourcLoset: This is getting awkward

ScootyWliblyr: True, 20 questions go!

InYourcLoset: Favorite colour

ScootyWliblyr: Uh, yellow?

InYourcLoset: Blue

ScootyWliblyr: Talents?

InYourcLoset: I can play the guitar pretty well and smack it onto your head

ScootyWliblyr: Sounds, delightful, they say singing is my talent but I say playing the harmonica is more interesting

InYourcLoset: I don't want to hear you play the harmonica

ScootyWliblyr: Rude

InYourcLoset: Any interesting hobbies?

ScootyWliblyr: Does half jokingly threatening your brothers and father count?

InYourcLoset: Wait wtf

InYourcLoset: I'm interested

ScootyWliblyr: Hell yeah you should be

InYourcLoset: Anyways, trying to teach your cat to cuss

ScootyWliblyr: Thats a weird hobby

InYourcLoset: Imagine if it starts talking

ScootyWliblyr: Amazing

InYourcLoset: Exactly

ScootyWliblyr: Embarrassing moments?

InYourcLoset: One time in Walmart, I held a random woman's hand thinking it was my mom while tugging her hand because I wanted cereal

InYourcLoset: I screamed stranger danger when realising it wasn't her

ScootyWliblyr: LMAOOO, L

InYourcLoset: Ik it was stupid okay stfu

ScootyWliblyr: Anyways, I confessed to a lesbian and got rejected so instantly with no hesitation, no nothing. Just an aggressive "I DONT FUCK BLOKES"

InYourcLoset: Damn, major L, also that sounded rude but funny at the same time

ScootyWliblyr: She's Lucky I'm not easily offended

InYourcLoset: Or if you're homophobic

ScootyWliblyr: True

InYourcLoset: Got yo first kiss taken?

ScootyWliblyr: I would give it away, but the woman said no to smoochy woochy

InYourcLoset: Haha sad mf, got mine taken when I was 14

ScootyWliblyr: Sounds desperate

InYourcLoset: Stfu

ScootyWliblyr: Kinks. /hj

InYourcLoset: And thats how the game ends.

ScootyWliblyr: Awe

InYourcLoset: I've been talking to you almost the whole day, I got an assignment to finish dickhead

ScootyWliblyr: Okay, okay, go do it

InYourcLoset: Bye

ScootyWliblyr: Bye :)

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