YALGAAR || A SaimanSays and CarryMinati Love Story || 16+

BOXER BHAI

[ Hello guys!!! (◕ᴗ◕✿) Here is another update. I know it's very late but sorry. ]

Ting!!! Saiman's vivo phone buzzed, immediately disrupting his sleep which he took on his khatiya. "Behen....ka bhai!!" Shouted saiman in excitement and confusion like someone had asked him to pay the salary of Timothy. The message he received was none other than his c̶r̶u̶s̶h̶. Jaan ka dushman.... Carryminati!!???

    Carry : Hey saiman! Do you want to collabe with me? How about a boxing match? 😉 🥊

After reading that confusing, ridiculous and arousing message from his c̶r̶u̶s̶h̶  Jan ka dushman, Saiman was taken aback. He didn't expect ki carry was capable of writing two sentences without using swear words or calling him gay. Something was wrong, very wrong. Sus! He decided to text carry back.

   Saiman : No I'm busy. I have collaboration with flying beast and slay point. Sorry bro 😜

Well that was cheeky but needed. Saiman can't just agree with carry. It was his nature to be a tease and flirty. So no you roadchaap version of Arjun Kapoor. Well ever since saiman started his YouTube journey, he used to watch carry's videos, not that he was his inspiration but he liked watching how carry used to share his everyday experiences with his audience. Back then carry had a very small audience and he felt comfortable sharing his experiences with his subscribers. Saiman was drawn to this amazing talent of storytelling and wished carry could do more than just roasting.

As time went by, carry's following increased and he started sharing less and less with his subscribers to the point that he barely shared anything. He would barely upload videos and didn't care to upload timely. It made Saiman really frustrated at carry and himself. He wondered that this parasocial relationship has gone too far to the point Saiman felt that carry owes him. He stopped watching carry's videos, stopped following him on instagram and focused on his videos which he felt that was way superior than carry's. A real dank comedy. In a short period of time his videos got a lot of views and he got a decent following.

The Bhendi army. This was the unofficial name of Saiman's fans. He couldn't believe a guy like him would have people admiring him. He was proud of what he was doing. He thought he was over it. Over the parasocial relationship and himself propogating parasocial relationships now. But seeing carry at the YouTube fanfest that day made him uncomfortable and added that carryminati made stupid remarks on his appearance and mannerism. He felt all the stages of grief in that moment. He wanted to hug carry but also punch him. So many overwhelming mixed emotions that he left that after-party. Saiman is the sort of guy who would never leave a party where he can have free lunch or dinner but that day he did.

He isn't sure that collaborating with Carryminati would be a good idea. It could be a trap. Trap or no trap he can't risk it. He doesn't wanna be weird around that illuminati person. Fuck him!

   Carry : Really? But slay point and flying beast to mere saath Collab karenge. They lied to you bro 😔

  Saiman : haan to kya? Tumare saath kar skte to kya mere saath nahi kar skte?

  Carry : actually bro... Meine unhe call krke bola Collab ke liye but with one condition. That they should never Collab with you ever. 😃

  Saiman : you are lying. Kya faltu time waste kar raha apna aur mera.

  Carry : I am not! Puch lo unse 😌

Wtf! Wtf! Saiman received a message from both flying beast and slay point that due to some problems they cannot Collab. Wtf! Saiman was looking forward to this Collab. It could really boost his following and views. He could grow his channel with being attached with big names but thanks to this bhosadiwala Carryminati, he put his chota lund in his plan and came all over it. Fucking brat!! Saiman was so angry, beyond furious. How dare carry do something like this!! This must be illegal!

    Saiman : bhai meine tera kya bigada hai? Kiu fuck kar raha mera career? Can't take no for an anwer? Are you that much of a Lulli?

    Carry : Well mei jo chahta hu kar ke dikhata hu. End justifies means. Waise bhi if you Collab with me, you would get way more exposure. What do you say?

   Saiman : ja na lodu! Bheek ke views nahi chahiye. Poore video mei meri gand marega, mujhe gaali milegi aur saare views tu leke jaega. Nahi! Itna publically chudne ka shock nahi mujhe.

  Carry : you misunderstood me yaar. I would do no such thing. Yes it would be on my channel but you can take all the ad revenues and all the money I make from that video. Deal?

Saiman was surprised. All the money would be his? Not a single penny to carry? Well it sounds very tempting to say yes but it could be a scam to publically shame him but saiman to khud ko hi shame krta hai apne channel mei so it's fine. Kuch paise ban jaenge ache to kya hi dikkat hai. He thought about giving it a go.

  Saiman : Theek hai. I'm ready. Date set krte hai. Bata kab free hai.

  Carry : aye haaye laalchi lund, itna jaldi agree ho gaya. 🤣

  Saiman : ugh I knew it was a scam. I will block you now.

  Carry : arey nahi nahi mei to bus aise hi gand maar raha tha teri. The Collab is still on and we are going to be professionals. Tu Delhi aja bus. Baki sab mei dekh lunga.

  Saiman. : Really? Sara kaam tu krega? Achanak se why are you acting like this? And why do you wanna Collab?

  Carry : I watched some of your videos aur mujhe kaafi ache lage. Most of your viewers don't like me and I don't want to divide my potential audience isiliye socha ki kya faltu ka natak nukkad kar rahe and join hands 🤝

  Saiman : well the way you did was not acceptable. Sort of manipulative 🙄

  Carry : acha to you are angry? Teach me that in the boxing match. Vaha apna frustration nikaliyo.

Saiman and carry talked a bit about the date and time of the boxing match and all the intricate boring details. Talking casually like this with his jani dushman actually felt relaxing and fun. Saiman was actually looking forward to this match even if he wins or loses.