The Tale of Ignite and Ultra Magnus

Sparkling Troubles

"Magnus, your sparklings want energon!" Ignite called from the bedroom she shared with the second in command. It had been a month since she had found out she was sparked, and had already grown a slight bump, which Ratchet declared was a high indication of twins.
"Magnus isn't here, he's on patrol. I'll get you some." Arcee responded, heading off to get the energon. She brought a cube to her friend, and sat down next to her as she drank it.
"They're tiring you out, aren't they?" She asked.
"Oh yeah. Definitely. And, they seem to be the most active at night, and I can't get them to settle down and let me sleep!" Ignite complained. "Ratchet says its normal, and Magnus has tried talking to them, but nothing's working, and I just want to fragging recharge!"
"Bet that was awkward. For you, anyway." Arcee smirked.
"Yeah. The first time he did it I thought he was going down on me and I smacked him." Ignite smirked back.
"Why don't you get up and out of here. It's boring. What do you do, talk to the walls?"
"Yeah. They're good listeners. Better than Soundwave." Ignite laughed.
"C'mon. You still haven't told the humans, and Miko's been screaming that she's bored for the past hour."

"Ignite! Where've you been, sleeping?" Miko called out as Ignite leaned against the railing.
"Yes, and no." Ignite replied. Optimus moved one of the large cubes the bots used as chairs over where she could sit down.
"Thanks, Bro." She said as she sat down. Miko scrambled down the stairs to get closer to the femme.
"So, why is everyone being extremely nice to you? Optimus has never moved the chairs for anyone!"
"WHEELJACK! GRENADE!" Ignite shouted as the former Wrecker transformed.
"Sorry, Nite. I'll go put it up."
"Okay. Something is OBVIOUSLY up." Miko stared at the red and black femme.
"Well Miko, when a mech and a femme-"
"I've heard that before. What are you, preggers or something?" Miko's voice was laced with sarcasm.
"Yes."

"WhAaaaat?" Miko gasped. "No way. Uh uh. Not gonna believe you and Magnus did the deed. Nope." Miko denied.
"Congratulations, Ignite." Jack smiled, and Raf nodded his agreement.
"Thanks." Ignite smiled.