Francsis:
Well, it's just a normal day, nothing eventful will happen, and certainly nothing that involves a prophecy, NOPE!
Just a normal day where I get to do absolutely nothing while I stare at Goku's abs while I'm spirtatized in Piccolo's body.
I don't like stalkers, get out!
It's not stalking!!! We both know that's probably more lie than truth, since my whole career as a Guradian revolves around it.
Since I'm connected to Piccolo's body right now I get to hear this, beautiful, blaring, banshee scream of a horn.
And then since that pain was so unbearable, when Goku punted us into the sky that didn't feel as bad.
Haha, bitch now you know how I feel.
Hurts so bad.....pain unlike any other.....
Masochist!
Hey! I protest, even though I know for a fact he's right. Goku could physically invert my privates, and I would thank him and ask him for my hand in marriage.
I think that's just a Goku problem....
SHUT UP!!!!
Okay but honestly.....WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SOUND?!?!?!
Prophecy siren.
What? I can picture his confused expression just by how deadpanned his voice was.
Yep....it's that time.....
"TIMEOUT!!!" Piccolo suddenly screamed.
"Aww, come on, I was just getting started!" It pained me to hear him so disappointed.
Simp!
No you!
Hey, I at least have the guts to fuck mine~
THAT'S NOT-
"Well, I guess I should go. I mean, I can't be a good husband if I don't go....."
"OR you could help me figure out why the Prophecy Alarm™ went off..."
"I mean....if you need my help that badly...."
"Yeah we just can't do anything without you, Goku."
"What the fuck are you doing Namek?" Oh yeah right, Piccolo's Fan Club is here...and I think they want to fuck him.
Like right now.
Vegeta's a Saiyan so don't tell me he isn't into that.
And 17's just a horny menace who doesn't know the concept of, 'Yes we know he's feeling you up right now, that doesn't mean you have to have sex with him at your sister's reception.'
They're all wonderful in their own special way!
HOW DID YOU GET VEGETA TO SIMP OVER YOU?!?!?
Because I'm beautiful~
An actual reason please..... Even though I know that he's a very beautiful person.
I don't want to acknowledge that for personal reasons.
It's called being charming!
No, I believe it's called being a harlot.
He huffed, and now he's going to ignore me great....
"Hi Francsis when did you get here?" Goku said as he greeted me happily, fuck I'm weak for this man.
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