The amazing adventures of sootcest and family issues

Ivybur's Love Story

This is based on ivy's newest video I suggest you to go check it out.

Ships:ivybur x shrek & ivybur x starrybur

Characters : that one donkey in Shrek, Shrek, ivybur, starrybur & marceebur

TW: I never watched Shrek so don't cancel me. Anyways enjoy!

As ivybur look at the clear blue sea under him, he took a deep breath and looked at the beautiful sunset one last time. He smiled that the view and he dived into the sea.

 The sea was cold but ivybur wasn't, instead he was happy, he finally can meet his mother again. But I guess DreamXD didn't want him to die again...

Moments later, ivybur felt something poking him. He opened his eyes and he saw fucking donkey biting a stick. '' Oh, you're awake my name is- '' before the donkey could finished his sentence, ivybur stood up and look around trying to see where was he and why isn't he dead.

'' That's rude. '' said the donkey. ''WTF WHY IS THERE A TALKING DONKEY'' screamed ivybur as he never watched shrek. '' Hey! I'm not just any donkey I'm-'' before he could finish the sentence, a tall green giant appeared behind them. ''Who is he?'' said the green giant.

Ivybur turned around and saw the giant. ''Oo-la-la, who is this hottie'' said the zombie. '' What- Oh he's shrek'' said the donkey. ''You can't just tell my name to strangers'' said the hot giant. 

'' Let's get married'' said ivybur. ''What.'' said shrek. And they got married, moved into a nice house and had two children called walls and curtains. They were happy, until...

Ivybur was in the kitchen finding food to feed his two hungry children and he heard two familiar voices screaming in their backyard. ''Daddy, who was that?'' his child walls asked him. ''Daddy my scared!'' cried the other child. ''Don't be afraid my children, Daddy will go check it out.'' ivybur said as he slowly walks towards the backyard door.

When ivybur open the door, he saw marceebur and starrybur standing there screaming. Ivybur stared at the two other wilbur and said ''wtf''. The two other wilburs look at ivybur and grab ivybur by his hand and went back to sootcest land.

Shrek was send to jail for being too slay and he broke the original storyline. Their children turned into real walls and curtains. In the end starrybur got his boyfriend back and shrek got more bitches in prison than he ever will have.

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Author's Notes:

You're homosexual for liking this story. /j. Anyways, I love you so much Bye!!/p