Hey everyone so like a person, mystery, other kind of shit so uh enjoy? also Rihanna uh love youuuuuuuuuuu :) <3333333333333333333333333333333333 okay I'm done
?????? POV:
I woke up from a 2 hour nap in like the afternoon to Daeva or Rihanna screaming at each other about PICKLE CHIPS again. "WILL YOU TWO GAY ASS BOZOS SHUT THE FUCK UP" I yell as I hear the screaming about pickle chips stop "?????? YOUR THE ONLY BOZO IN THIS FLIPPING HOUSE" I then hear the younger gay bitch yell " YOUR THE ONE WHO HAS NO THIGHS BOZO" I hear a gasp from upstairs and then footsteps going to my room that has high tech security then I hear Daeva getting trapped by my water pillows "?????? I SWEAR TO WILLIAMS BITCH ASS FUCKING GOD GET ME OUT OF THESE GROSS ASS PILLOWS ALSO DIDN'T I WASH THESE TWO SECONDS AGO!?" "BOZOOOOOOOOO IMAGINE GETTING TRAPPED FOR THE FIFTEENTH TIME! L + RATIO" She is such a fucking bozo for falling for that for the fifteenth time this week "SHUT UP YOUR LUCKY I ALOUD YOU IN THIS FUCKING HOUSE NOW GET ME OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT RIHANNANNANANANNANANA I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME WANT TO BEAT HIS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" "Daeva i'm leaving the house for a bit to go sacrif- i mean go meet my friends. Also Rihanna can get you out bozo" "?????? wait you have friends!!?!?!?" " yeah Micheal and Nick, btw do you and Rihanna want McDonald's?" "I want an Oreo mcflurry " Rihanna what do you want from McDonald's? "I want large fries and a milk shake if they have them" ?????? can you also get a number 7 too?" "yes, bye bozo"
bye gays
not bein rude
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I hate you but I love you...{a story about me and my gf}
Fanfictionlook okay yes i am a fucking lesbo also i am writing this because why not and there is smut so uh yea- also this takes place when me and her are married (if we do get married-) and we live with each other she is my hot gf and i'm just me and yea enj...
