There once was a man named Chris, his life was full of excitement, he had everything he wanted, money, power, money, but that did not satisfy him, he wanted more, he wanted more.
Chris went to school one day, he sat down at his lunch table, surrounded by girls and his best friend josh he said
Something and then he ate his lunch
But someone stopped him, a person by the name of Cngel and Aarleigh told him about an app called waytpadd, he said "that sounds stupid" and shrugged it off.
Chris went home that night and was bored and was like "well I got nothing else to do why don't I just look at it"
And then the noble hero of the story opened the App Store and was like
"I'm gonna make a account name that pisses people off" and so he made one and then everyone at school the next day said "your gonna get reported" and "your profile is bad son" and he said "Stfu I will rise to power and be the most powerful ruler of this app" and then he made it his life goal to piss normies off and make offensive stories and get people mad. And too this day legend says he still creates dumbass stories to piss people off. And. He. will.
Never. stop.
