Before u get any ideas this is abt me you fat fucks😍
-Goal 1500 words-
-------------------Hello ugly fuckers, i am Lolbit, Full name would be: Funtime Lolbit, Queer of the hoes...
I've always dreamt about becoming an actor, even if it would take decades, growing up i've always dreamt about Andrew Garfield beating me up, calling me f*g and beating me, yes, very kinky some might say but those are the same people who get spanked for saying shit lile 'fudge', when i woke up i saw this apart email..
I ofc said yes and like all that acting shit and stuff.
ANYWAY TIME TO MOVE TO THE SET YOU BITCHESS
Btw i went to the set wearing this cause i fucking can, DO PEOPLE NOT GET RIGHTS ANYMORE??!! ARE STRAIGHT WHITE MEN THE ONLY ONES WHO GET RIGHTS?!! THEY TOOK WOMENS RIGHTS, WHATS NEXT??!! ARE THEY GONNA BAN POCS???? TAKE GAY, TRANS AND BLACK RIGHTS AWAY??? LIKE I AM NOT AFRAID TO HOP ONTO AN AIRPLANE TO NYC, AMERICA AND FUCKING CAUSE 9/11 ONCE AGAIN,, ILL BE A TERRORIST ONCE AGAIN IF THATS WHAT THEY FUCKING WANT, ARE THEH GONNA BAN AIR AND ONLY GIVE IT TO STRAIGHT WHITE PEOPLE?? WHAT THE FUCK HAS AMERICA COME TO, only exception are my friends ofc (Ily Sam and Error) and my white celebrity crushes
anyway i wear this because I FUCKING CAN U FUCKING WHITE SLUTS
(boobs included)When im at the door i can clearly see Steven Spielberg jerking off to hentai.. i ignore that and get inside the room, Andrews leaning on the left wall, i dont even know what type of movie im gonna be starring in, they never mentioned in the email, Andrew sees me stressing the hell out, he walks over to me smiling.. i i look at him walking over to me
'Well hey hey! calm down handome!' he says
'Did you just call me handsome' i ask
'Sorry i forgot this wasnt wattpad'he said
'It is youre inside a wattpad story' i say
'What' he says
I reply back 'What' too
YOU ARE READING
Homosexualising😍
RandomThis story is just me writing me and my friends slurping our crushes