Hello there. My name is Error. Error Styles, i was forced to marry Harry Styles at the age of 16. We both didnt want to but we did get married. I feel silly for talking about myself do lets start the story!
(Current time)
I woke up to my alarm clock snoozing
'Waek up ye fat hore.' Harry said.
'Bro you're british not scottish.' i said
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I woke up to my alarm clock snoozing
'Wake the fock op will you now, ya slut.'
Harry says'Shut the fuck up.' i get out of bed, the bed Harry and me both slandered our families, the bed where we loved and kissed eachother goodnight and goodmorning.
'Where did the times go?' i wondered to myself.
I get out , take off my dirty clothes filled with Watermelon crumbs from last night.
'Whats today, Harry?' i ask
'Is 1st of Septemba' he answers still tired
'Whoy?' he asks
'It's the first day of Watermelon high!' i reply, i quickly change into the uniform they gave me and quickly got into my car.
'Hey get bock he!' he yells
'Whose gonna clin tha table?' he asks
'You do it u faggot!' i yell answering from the distance
I drive and drive for 10 minutes, up the mountains and across the river i swam and swam, i ran 2 more miles till i finally reached the school. Watermelon sugar high! This is where Mr. Sugar goes to! i run in excited. I suddenly get a phone call, it was from Harry, i ofcourse answered because in my heart i knew i still loved him a little
'Yo, whot tha fock is Cleanex' harry asks through the phone
'You are a fucking idiot.' i said and hung up after.
I look around and see a tall handsome man. Wearing all shades of green. I felt like there was this feeling inside of my heart. a good one, not the one Harry gives me, then i realized, i didnt know where math class was. i went over and asked the tall man:
'Excuse me, sir, do you know where calculis is?'
'Oh sure, thats where i was about to go to, too!' he said
He looked me in the eyes, i felt butterflies, Harry made my butterflies rot and turn into moths. I blush
He took my hand and led me to class
'Thank you, sir.' i said
'No problem, oh and the name is Watermelon, Watermelon sugar.' he said
It was him, the guy i've been crushing on all my life. I gave him a kiss on the cheeks and we went inside.
'Hello children, i am Mr. Sugar' Watermelon said
'Oh no! Did i just kiss my teacher on the cheek?' i was thinking to myself.
Watermelon came over to my desk and whispered: 'Meet me after school, here, with your husband.' he winked at me after.
I was blushing, what were we gonna do? were we gonna smash? talk about that kiss? i was panicking. i got my book out and started following the lesson, i felt like Watermelon was staring at me through out the lesson, the bell rang and i let out a smile, i had to go a 140 minutes without seeing my crush's smile, eyes and lips. I left. After i get out i see Niall, Harry's ex boyfriend
'Sow, i see he got a new boyfwend?' he says mockingly
'Goodday to you too, Niall...' i look at the door behind me and keep repeating
'je veux sucer cette bite jusqu'à ce qu'elle jouisse.' a sentence my dad used to tell my other dad, i try to walk away from him but Niall pushes me on the floor and yells
'I saw u give mr. Sugar a kiss on the cheaks! Next time im blackmailing you'
Before i could speak Zayn Malik, Nialls boyfriend shows up behind him and gives him a kiss from behind.'Yurr, sup bae.' he says
'Hi daddy! ^^' Niall answers, before leaving Niall looks at me one more time and whispers 'I'll get u next time u slut'He then leaves the hallway with Zayn to get to science. All i could think about was how itchy my pussy would feel after shoving Nialls sweet evil head inside of me. I leave the building and see a tall brown haired guy,
'Who tf are you?! where am i?!' he asks
'I'm Error Styles!' i reply
'Whats your name?' i ask
'Focking Louis Tomlinson' he replies
'You're at sugar melon high!' i say
He then asks 'Oh for fucks sake who thr hell watched porn and is now imagining himself married to Harry?'
'What?' i reply not knowing what he meant
'Am i the only real person here?' he asks
'Fucking watermelon high are you serious' he says
I leave, but before i leave i look back to him, i giggle and say;
'You're a weird boy Louis.'
'WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?' he says before i went back inside the building.As i walk back in there stood a ginormous squirrel infront of me.
I screech; 'AH!'
'Goodday to you sir. My name shall or shall not be, Magic Squirrel dupain-cheng' he expressed'Like as in Marinette Dupain-Cheng?' i commented
'NAURRR😞💔 Why do people always think thattt-' he muttered
'Well uhh, magic squirrel, i gotta get to class.' i said
'And i gotta get you some friends.' he commented. he took my arm and dragged me back outside the building.
'What are we doing?' i asked
'We're skipping class and hanging out.' he replied
He drags me into the gym and into a closet.'Do you know Harry Styles?' he asks
'Unfortunetley.' i replied
Hr begins to play Watermelon sugar high, all i could think about was Mr. Sugar. I fall asleep, when i woke up i was lying on somebody's bed, porno style with everything but my underwear off, i ghasp. I go to the front of the bed and open a little chest with my clothes still inside. I take my clothes and start changing, pants first. Then i move on to my shirt, then i put on my uniform. I look around confused not knowing what was going on. Was i kidnapped? Did i die? I open the closet door, which was coincidentally infront of the bed. I open the closet door, i stand there terrified as i see magic squirrel all tied up. i take the ducktape off his mouth and begin to untie him'What happened?' i asked confused filled with shock.
'RUN HE'S COMI-' Before he could finish i hear giggling outside the door down the hall. I quickly go to the window, open it and slam it shut, i go back to the bed and crawl under. I hear a familiar voice. But to add extra i also hear some metal sounds. those sounds you hear when you scrape your plate with a fork. I close my eyed terrified before realizing i left the closet door open. Before i could crawl back again red fluid flies into my eyes blinding me. All i could hear was Magic squirrel gagging and giggling leaving the room. I crawl out and stand up.I stand in shock, Magic squirrel was beheaded, as terrifying smelly goo fills the room i open the window and crawl out. This time, leaving forreal. Before running and getting the hell out of there,i realize i forgot my phone. There was no way i could call the cops without my phone?? I look back and see a house. A 2 story house, one thing that caught my attention in general was the streetname 'Pussylane ST.' It was 3 streets away from my street, 'CockSuck ST' Without looking back i run. The only time i stopped was when i had to regain my energy. As i said before. i ran back home, I knocked on the door sobbing. Harry opens the door; 'Finully, where weur yuw?' he asked
'HARRY PLEASE HELP! MY NEW FRIEND HAS BEEN BEHEADED PLEASE HELP ME.' i said
'Enouf with the beulshiet' he said
'Harry im deadass!' I reply
'Well okuy' he says sounding more serious,
'Listun i'll call the poleece and yo'll tell mih whats going own.' he says
I get inside and look back to a long black slendery figure standing outside.
'Fuck.' i run to the kitchen grabbing those ginormous ass kitchen knifes and stand my gaurd.
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