itachi x reader x Kakashi

go back home

He found me. "Y/n go home I'm not coming back", Sasuke said. "I'm not here for you I'm on a mission I just happened to ran into you", I come up with a lie. "You know I don't like when you lie". "Sasuke I understand your decision so just go cuz I don't care if you left you'll come back". "So tell me why did you lie".

Then kisame comes out of nowhere. "Y/n it's time to go inside", he grabs me. I look back and see Sasuke standing there with some other people in shock. "You betrayed me!", He yells.

I go to take a shower. I finish washing out my hair and then I feel a head on my shoulder I already knew it is itachi so I turn around and hug him properly.

We we're in there for a while and then got out.

I walk out there and sit down. "Hidan why won't you stop praying to that stupid God and come out here and eat some dinner", konan yells. "What did you say bitch!", He yells back. "I said stop praying to that stupid God and come down here and eat the food I made", she yells. he comes storming downstairs and smacks her. "Do you ever disrespect me no you don't and you won't start today so I suggest you keep your fucking mouth closed before you become one of my sacrifices okay bitch,  okay", he grabs a plate.

Itachi sits next to me. "How is it being Itachi's bitch", hidan asks. "She's not my bitch she's my lover", itachi says. "Well it's nice he's really nice, caring, overprotective, and he's sometimes funny", I describe him. 

After me and kisame are hanging out telling each other jokes. "Okay*laughs*what did the elevator say when it sneezed" "umm I don't what" (prepare for corny cringy joke I guess) "I think I'm coming down with something". I started giggling. "I have one knock knock" "who's there" "I am" "I am who?" "I don't know who you are". We both start laughing. I look of at a jealous itachi glaring into his soul. Then he gets up and picks me up....

Ooh jealousy Itachi I wonder how that's going to go say bye-bye to your walking abilities rip them legs.