(Y/N) is as painfully average as you can get. semi-athletic but not enough to excell in any sports, is decent at video games, can play instruments decently, and he is a decent strategist. Basically I'm saying that he doesn't stick out in any way, so...
"I can already tell this is going to be awful," I say
"What makes you say that," Mirio says
"Patrol is so boring, and we aren't even patrolling anything interesting. Sir Nighteye and Bubble Girl are the ones doing that," I say then a little girl runs into me
"Oh are you okay," I say kneeling to get close to her eye level. I go to get her on her feet but she is shaking
"You should be more careful. You don't want to cause trouble for the heroes," Kai Chisaki says
"I hope you'll forgive my daughter hero. I don't know what to do with her, always playing rough and bumping into things," he says
"All these bandages just from playing rough don't seem normal," I say
"It's dangerous to make assumptions about what's normal for other people," he says
"I apologize that is a fair point, however, it's no longer a fair point when she has bandages all over her four limbs," I say
"You heroes pick up on the subtlest of things. This situation is embarrassing so I'd prefer to discuss it where we won't be overheard" he says walking into the alley. I pick up the girl and walk into the alley with him
"Hard to admit that you can't control your own child, but lately Eri defies me no matter what I try. Children are tricky, so determined to do whatever they want, that sometimes they just don't listen," he says threatening to take off his glove then Eri suddenly jumps out of my arms and goes to him
"Alright let's go," I say
"Wait," Izuku says
"I said let's go," I say walking after them a few seconds later then Mirio grabs my collar
"What are you nuts we can't follow them," he says
"I can," I say then he drags me away
"Sorry, it was a total oops. I mean wow what are the odds of randomly running into a target in the street like that," Mirio says
"No, I must accept responsibility. I should have used foresight on you three it's my fault," Sir Nighteye says
"I'm just glad you guys are okay, you could have been in danger if he suspected something," Bubble Girl says
"Who is it you think you are talking to," I say chuckling to myself
"Pardon," she says
"Oh sorry, I was just referring to something from my universe," I say
"Oh yeah, the girl. he has a daughter who had precise incisions and possibly track marks all over her arms and legs," I say
"You're telling me he forced her to take drugs," Izuku
"I don't know I'm using track marks as a worst-case scenario but we have to rescue her. The good thing is I put a tracking seed on her so we can go get her now," I say
"I won't let your arrogance interfere with this case," he says then goes on about some stuff that I don't pay attention to then he tells us to head to the office
Timeskip
"Guys I'm starting to think it's not a coincidence that we are all heading to the same place," I say as we turn the corner and see the Big 3 then we have a meeting and I listen for quite a while
"Would a saved us a lot of trouble if these three amateurs had just gotten the girl away from him," the hero sitting next to Midoriya says
"I take full responsibility. The blame should not fall on them. Even without knowing the full story they acted to save the child each in their own way. Midoriya was willing to bear the risk of taking her then. Mirio chose to wait for another opportunity when success was more likely. And (L/N) was intending to follow them and do some morally gray things to Chisaki. I assure you nobody in this room is more frustrated than they are," Sir Nighteye says then Izuku and Mirio abruptly stand up
"Well get Eri away from him next time, and we'll protect her," they say
"You kids wanna talk big that's fine, but if what Nighteye is saying is for real. That little girl is in the center of Hassaikai's entire underground drug operation. She may have managed to get away from Overhall for a few minutes, but she has gotten herself seen by a couple of heroes. Do you think he's still gonna keep her at home after that? Hell I know I sure wouldn't and if we go busting into their headquarters and she's not there, they're gonna know we're on to them. We gotta be sure of where he's hiding her" the guy I flipped off says
"He has a point. Do you have a plan for that Nighteye" Ryuko says
"Yes, Obito" Nighteye says
"Yes! My turn," I say walking up to the screen
"Thanks to a tracker seed I planted on Eri I constantly know where she is. Since we ran into her she has not left the headquarters of the Shie Hassaikai," I say
"The headquarters? How do you know they didn't find the tracker and are just using it to mislead you," Fatgum says
"Unless they killed her and ripped her apart, they didn't find the tracker, because my tracker goes in the mouth like a sunflower seed then once it reaches the stomach it will latch onto the inside of the stomach and track said person for however long I want to track them. Once I'm done tracking it will fall off and then go through the digestive system like anything else. All we need now is a warrant" I say
Timeskip
"Woah (Y/N) since when did you upgrade your hero costume," Kaminari says
"Just a visual upgrade. This cloak will better hide when I'm using my abilities and it hides all my weapons I have on me" I say
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
(No scars, two sleeves, two sharingan, and looks more like whatever you want him to look like)
"Alright we will start at 08:30 hours," the police guy says then I sit down and just think about what's going to happen so I get up and walk over to Nighteye
"If you can use foresight on me do it," I tell him
"Wait but what if I-" he starts to say but I cut him off
"I don't care. DO IT," I say then he does it on me
"Why did you make me do that," he says
"To make sure I'm the one who dies and not anyone else," I say
