CHAOS [Discontinued]

INCORRECT QUOTES #2

G: *Accidentally hits Blue in the face*

G: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay?*'

G: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Blue: What's wrong with you?!

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Alex: If me and Elijah were drowning, who would you save?

Deni: You two can't swim?

Elijah: It's a hypothetical question, Deni! Who would you save?

Deni: My time and effort

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Blue: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs"

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Black: I should've left you in that street corner where you were standing

G: But you didn't!

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Franz: What's up with Kaye? She's been laying on the floor for like...an hour now?

Ria: She's just a little overwhelmed

Franz: Why?

Ria: G smiled at them

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Cloudy: What's something you guys are better than G at?

Deni: Mario Kart

Sad: Yeah, video games

Oatmeal: Emotionally and Mentally stabled

(Ouch-)

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G, Blue, and Deni are sitting on a bench

Shroom: Why do you guys look so sad?

G: Sit down with us so we can tell you

*Shroom sits down*

Deni: The bench is freshly painted

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle

Oatmeal: Sh*t

Sad: Wait- three?

Cop: Yeah?

Cloudy: OH MY GOD DENI FELL OFF!!!

(RIP Deni aye-)

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*G and Kaye sitting in jail together*

G:So who should we call?

Kaye: I'd call your mom, but I feel safer in jail

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Random Karen: Go to hell

Kaye, tearing up: I wish I could

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Elijah: I was arrested for being too cool

Alex: The charges were dropped due to the lack of supporting evidence

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Sad: Hey G? Can I get some dating advice?

G: Just because I'm engaged with Kaye doesn't mean I know how I did it

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Black: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed the souls of the living I strike fear into-

Shroom: You sleep with a teddy bear.

Black: They're my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

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Past Black: Yes, I'm adopting Deni and you cowards can't tell me no!

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G: I'm drowning!

Kaye: Calm down. We're only in six feet of water!

G: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!

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Black, talking about Scorpious: He is an angel that fell from the sky

G, whispering: So was Lucifer

(True tho-)

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Yeah this is all pretty normal 😃👍