My weird dreams.

What?

I had the weirdest dream yet last night. I dreamt that there were goopy, black spiders that corrupted all they touched. I could somewhat control them, but it was getting out of hand.

Eventually, my family and I figured out that hairspray kills it, so we used that to our advantage and killed them.

I dreamt that my hair was falling out slowly, and only looked normal if I wore it down. 

Number three, a rare occasion. I fell asleep imagining myself asleep in a flower field. When I "woke up" there I was, sitting in a field of wildflowers.

Then I woke up.