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As the witch I am

HEY GUYS!!! ive not posted for long because nobody neither reads nor comments nor votes on my book anymore so right now its on hold till it gets a little famous.

I almost got out of the gym but just before I got out i took a quick shot of vodka and then followed him.

He wouldn't even notice that some of his vodka was missing...right?

We trailed around the big mansion as I followed him, absorbing each and every detail of the mansion so I would remember the way and would find any way for escaping out of this labyrinth.

I turned around to look back at where we came from and saw 5 FUCKING MEN IN BLACK WITH GUNS AND RIFLES FOLLOWING US LIKE PUPPYS.

I caught up to Alexander. "Are they your puppies?" I asked him.

"What?" He breathed, glancing at me.

"You heard me" I spoke looking ahead.

"What? Them? oh god- no what the hell Astrid!" He scrunched his eyebrows at me.

"What! I mean they are following us like lost puppies soo..." I pursed my lips.

He rolled his eyes and ignored my comments and remarks as i kept on blabbering about 'Why do you have so many Men In Black sassing around the house....' and many more things.

After he ignored my remarks, I kept a little distace from him and muttered under my breath.

'Dangggg thats some thicc buttocks'

"What did you say?" Alexander stopped in his tracks.

"Nothing to be of your concern go on keep walking," I winked at him. He rolled his eyes at me and walked over to me and whispered in my ear, "but you wont be able to" He smirked

"What-" I was cut off by him picking me up bridal style.

I lost it then and there.

I slapped him hard and i might.....have gone overboard but kicked him where the sun doesn't shine.

He clenched his jaw but didnt react. "Are you fucking trans?" I gritted out. "Shut up," He said and threw me over his shoulders. 

"You made the wrong move, my man" I smirked and smacked his butt.

HARD.

He had have enough of me and dropped on the floor, I landed on my butt but the guard pulled me up and handcuffed me.

"Oh not again," I grumbled, rolling my eyes. Alexander looked back to me and smiled. 

Smiled satirically.

I smiled back at him and blew him a kiss. With my middle finger. 

Lots of love, kisses and hugs for ya<333