Angelic Affection [Stocking x Male Reader]

[Special] - Cross-ing Fate

Legend:
(Y/N) - Your Name
(F/C) - Favorite Color

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(Author's POV)

Imma be real with you readers. There's a lot of shit that happens in Daten City. A shit monster that causes people to vomit upon smelling? Fucking disgusting, but it was a real thing. Literal ghost sperm that wanted revenge by getting rid of all tissues and toilet paper? Yep, that happened. A ghost that had double D tits for eyes that shot alien milk that made females obese? Don't know how it got released to live TV, but it sure as hell was a sight to see.

Look my point is, anything can happen in this place. You can see a giant ghost want to turn everything into a penis and it could be considered normal around here.

And our protagonist, (Y/N), was sitting down at the couch of the church, completely bored out of his mind, playing Persona 5 Tactica.

Tatsumatsu: What's up, Author-Kun?

(Y/N): Hey Author-Kun. Been a minute.

It has my friends. It really has.

So anyways, Stocking returns from the kitchen, holding a plate with a slice of cake and a milkshake in both her hands, since she needed a refill on her sweet tooth again. She sat next to (Y/N) on the couch, watching as he tries to finish the current battle while taking a bite out of her cake.

Until...

Garterbelt: ANGELS!!! GET YOUR LAZY ASSES OVER HERE! WE GOT A SITUATION!!!

Garterbelt yells out from the other room, apparently trying to get you, Panty, and Stocking's attention. Panty doesn't seem to be happy though, with her being "productive" in the bedroom with a random guy he brought over.

Panty: GO FUCK YOURSELF GARTER IM BUSY!

Garterbelt: DON'T MAKE ME GO UP THERE AND DRAG THAT BOY TOY OUT OF THERE YOU BLOND BITCH!!!

Yeaaah you might wanna check it out for yourself dude. It's pretty important.

(Y/N): (sigh) Alright then. Might as well see what the man wants and get the shit over with.

Stocking: Yeah, I guess so.

(Y/N): (smiles) Let's go, Stocks.

You quickly paused the game and put your Switch on sleep mode. After entering the main hall, Garterbelt stood tall while beckoning the three of you to sit down. Panty, who seemed to be readjusting her dress and her hair, seems to be pretty fucking annoyed that she was being interrupted from her sexy time. Stocking seemed indifferent, more focused on her milkshake than anything. And you were bored out of your mind, with your itch of adventure was waiting to be scratched.

Garterbelt: Afternoon angels! And you too Adriel.

You just waved slightly.

Garterbelt: It seems like there's something out there that's causing a fucking ruckus with the heavenly orders! Apparently there's some sort of anomaly that not even the Heavens can't figure out.

He holds up a paper with red question marks written all over it.

(Y/N): That's... Kind of freaky.

Before you had a chance to question further, Panty interrupted you, still really annoyed.

Panty: Yeah? And what the fuck does that have to do with us? If they don't know what it is then we know for damn sure we don't.

Garterbelt: (pinches bridge of nose) By God's will, I swear to all things holy... (glares at Panty) Stupid bitch, if this shit ain't figured out then both you and Stocking won't be able to get more clues to get heaven coins!