My ex James with nothing but some boxers like the fuck
Me:what the fuck he doing here you know I don't fool with him
Kerry:I never said you did
James:hey Wanda hold up wait what are you doing here she said you was gone
Me:I was but I see what going on it's all good
Kerry:just take this card and leave
Me:okay bye
James:wait a minute who the fuck is that nigga
Me:don't worry about it you're dismiss
I left with James right behind me like damn can you move then i got in the car and I told Lorenzo he can go
Lorenzo:do I have to whoop a nigga ass
Me:I would say yeah but nawl I'm good just an ex
Lorenzo:what he doing at your mama house
Me:fucking
Lorenzo:how you know that
Me:because he only had boxers on
Lorenzo:you see that why I don't fuck with alot of nigga or hoes
Me:i guess that what i got to start doing
Lorenzo:i though you would have already with all these hoes i know they be trying to diss you
Me:that comes natural to me girls come and go but i wouldn't think my mama would do some dirty shit like that
Lorenzo:well imma tell you this always expect the unexpected with these fools out here i had to learn that at a young age
Me:i hate fake bitches like just be real and just tell me she aint want me after my daddy left like is that so hard to do
Lorenzo:like forreal doe if you find someone real make sure you keep them cause nigga change on you fast
Me:right one minute they up and your face and the next they be doing sneaky shit on the low
Lorenzo:but anyways you want to come to my house
Me:you know I don't know you
Lorenzo:you gone stop saying that as an answer you in my car right?
Me:sooooooooo
Lorenzo:lol you ran out of words huh
Me:no uh
Lorenzo:your little baby self
Me:I don't act like a baby
Lorenzo:you will
Me:no I won't
Lorenzo:when you be my girl imma be spoiling you like you my own child
Me:awwww that so sweet but the thing about it who gone accept all them gifts
Lorenzo:you duh
Me:no you know I don't like when people give me things
Lorenzo:but I won't be just anybody in a while
Me:tell you what how about if I need something I'll ask you
Lorenzo:is you setting me up
Me:of course not
Lorenzo:yes you is cause you ain't gone ask me ,you gone ask your best friend instead of me
Me:no I won't I said I'll ask you
Lorenzo:ion believe you but if I see you struggling Imma help you either you like it or not
Me:yeah yeah yeah
Lorenzo:don't get fucked up Wanda
Me:by who
Lorenzo:I already know what you need all I got to do is put it on you real good
Me:you're so nasty
Lorenzo:shittttttt ain't nun nasty about that I can do must more than talk about it
Me:yeah yeah yeah but can you take me to my bestfriend house
Lorenzo:if you agree to come to my house
Me:alright fine but don't say nun when I pass out on yo ugly ass
Lorenzo:ain't nun ugly on this body
Me:it alright you don't have to plead your case
Lorenzo:see you tryna get fucked up on some real nigga shit
Me:boy bye
Lorenzo: is this the house
Me:yes
Lorenzo:alright now get your lil ass out my car
Me:ain't nun little about this ass
Lorenzo:yeah I know but gone head and go
Me:well ok just rush a nigga
Lorenzo:bye
I was walking in the house got to know I had a key but anyways I was walking in the house hearing moaning and shit like just nasty then when I rushed up the stairs I guess they heard me come in so they stop
Josh:the fuck you doing here
Me:I'm staying here for a while and plus this ain't your house
Josh:yes it is cause she my girl
Me:yep you right the only difference is I was here before you doing you and imma be here after you
Josh:don't get fucked up
Me:you ain't gone put a hand on me ion know what the fuck you though this was
Josh:you know good and damn well I wasn't talking like that way
Me:I thought we went over this and im pretty sure my friend wouldn't like that
Josh:who is your friend
Me:for me to know and you not to find out now move I gots to go
Josh:I will find out
Me:omg really WELL I DONT GIVE A FUCK
I walked back outside into the car and Lorenzo looked at me like I was crazy
Me:what Lorenzo why are you looking at me like I'm crazy
Lorenzo:cause you came out the house looking mad af like damn,now tell big papi whats wrong
Me:I've just tell you when we get to your house cause right now I'm still pissed off
Lorenzo:ight little ugly
Me:just leave my alone
Lorenzo:well fuck you to then
Me:just tell me when and where
Lorenzo:you forreal YES I knew this day would come
Me:haha joking you thought you thought
Lorenzo:mane you can't keep playing with my dick emotions now
Me:I ain't know dick had emotions
Lorenzo:well now you know so stop fucking with its emotions
Me:you shouldn't told me that now imma be messing with your dick emotions
Lorenzo:you just be doing a nigga wrong
Me:it not my fault that your dick hormones be going crazy around me like damn I know I'm sexy and all but the fact that me just talking make it do things wow
Josh:you gone leave me alone
Me:awwwww you mad bae
Lorenzo:awwww you call me bae I knew you would be calling me that eventually
Me:boy get your life
Lorenzo:I'm living ain't it
Me:ion know it look like you be going in and out sometimes
Lorenzo:what (GCO)
A/N
(gco)means get cut off
Phone ring
****accept****
Lorenzo:wassup
??:come to my house now
Lorenzo:Mario what the fuck happen
Mario:nigga stop asking all these damn questions and hurry up
Lorenzo:ight damn
***End of conversation***
