Crap.

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It started out fabulously

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It started out fabulously. I wove up a convincing lie. Unfortunately that's the only good thing that happened. Ugh.

I lied about my name and used a mashup of my big sister's name and her boyfriend's name

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I lied about my name and used a mashup of my big sister's name and her boyfriend's name. Damn it.

Boom! Now that's what I needed to have happen!

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Boom! Now that's what I needed to have happen!

Boom! Now that's what I needed to have happen!

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I fling back her favourite sentence. I have zero idea what is happening now.

This is aimed at someone else, but the gist is the same

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This is aimed at someone else, but the gist is the same. Be prepared for me to cause some bullshit.

 Be prepared for me to cause some bullshit

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I made this back in 2018. Cute, huh? If you can catch the reference, congrats!

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