It had been awhile since the...........
encounter.. teehee
BUT!
today was the day that we finally get to smooch and fart and gently lick our nose hairs....
forget that last part.
but anyway
I had thrown on my beautiful dress.
it was made of my my little pony balloon. And i put on my monkey emoji earrings.
i look at my crusty rusty musty really bumpy sat on a stumpy something funky really wumpy face.
im the human version of donald trump.
wait..hes a human.
NEVERMIND
then i arrive and plop my chunky, squishy, pillow from heaven booty cheeks on the chair. i watch him stare at them... it makes me.. blush. and kinda let out some farts. loud ones tho.
"so my bbg how is ur day"
"gassy"
"sounds amazing!'
"i think i already know that" i blink blink and stare stare at him
the waiter brings the food
s_s-s-s-s--s-s-s-s--s-s-s-spaghetti1 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
his scrawny, chunky, rusty, little bit funky fingers hold his fork.
he gobbles down that spaghetti.
like
a
QUEEN.
gert irt barby borby.
he then lets out a ginormous belch, sending waves of unbrushed teeth breathe (or breath i don't know.. cries) over me.
my big juicy booty cheeks flop around.
how hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uwu
"hehehe sorry bbg. i get a little belchy sometimes."
"its ok. i love it baby'
he looks at me. then his eyes flicker and he stares at me in disgust.
it was silent... so i let out a fart to break the silence.
"How disgusting! Youre a abnormal mortal."
"excuse me? im a ultra alpha galaxy queen uwu baddie demon angel hybrid wolf cat!!!!"
I let out my roar and turn into my true form.
and i fly away.
YOU ARE READING
Him.
RomanceHe is amazing. His smile is cute.. and he is overall amazing.. but what goes on at dinner?😳
