"Manager!" One of Sigma's employees rushes into his office, screaming for him. Sigma looks up from his desk.
"What is it?" He asks, concerned.
"There seems to be an insect infestation in the casino," the employee says. They are clearly panicking.
"Well, what are you doing? Get rid of them!" Sigma yelled back.
"But, sir-"
"Get rid of them!" Sigma repeated.
"Ok..." the employee rushes out of the room. Sigma sighs and returns to his work.
~20 minutes later~
"SIR, WE'VE LOST HALF OUR MEN!!" An employee bursts through the door screaming as loud as they possibly could. Sigma looks up.
"How the fuck do you manage that? They're insects," Sigma gets up from his desk and walks out to the hallway. He takes one look outside of his office and screams. There are what seemed to be thousands, maybe millions, of tiny acorn weevil larvae scurrying through the entire casino. Sigma recognized them at once, because of his extensive acorn collection that he won gambling, he knew all about these gross little creatures.
He backed away from the doorway, disgusted, nauseated, terrified for his life. He knew that he had never experienced fear greater than in this moment. He ran to hide under his desk but his employee stopped him.
"Sir, please! They say that their leader wants to negotiate with us, but he needs to talk with you," the employee begs Sigma to go out there and try to convince their leader to leave, but he knows there is no hope.
A few minutes later, Sigma notices something crawling on the ground from under his desk. He could barely make out the tiny insect but he knew that it was the leader of the acorn weevil larvae.
"I am Evil Captain Acorn Weevil Larva," he said in a deep, intimidating voice. Sigma shrieked and pushed himself as far under his desk as he could go.
"Please don't hurt me..." he pleaded. The tiny larva scoffed at him and said,
"Don't be silly, I came to negotiate with you." Sigma peeked out from under his desk and cleared his throat.
"What do you want with my casino?" He asked.
Evil Captain Acorn Weevil Larva chuckled. "I want forty percent of your profit,"
"No," Sigma said as he stepped on Evil Captain Acorn Weevil Larva. The larvae from the hallway immediately stopped moving and stared in horror. The massive army of larvae squirmed away from the Sky Casino forever.
"Good job, sir," Sigma's employee congratulated him.
"Ok."
Author's note
yeehaw
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Sigma's casino becomes infested with acorn weevil larvae
ActionSigma collected one too many acorns and now the larvae have taken over the casino. Based on a true story.
