- Teacher: No hoods in class.
Calum: *walks out of classroom*
- Me as a parent
Child: Can you tell me a
bedtime story?
Me:
Child:
Me:
Child: Please?
Me: [sighs]
Me: It started on a weekend in
may...
- Siri
Luke: Siri, call dad.
Siri: Calling daddy.
Luke: No no no no!
*Ashtons phone vibrates*
- 5SOS are that band that are like "we're a serious band." then 10 seconds later they're like "lol hey guys let's put peanut butter on Michael's nose and see how long it takes him to lick it off."
- When I meet Ashton
Me: Hey you look kinda
familiar?
Ashton: Well I'm in a ban-
Me: OH YOU USED TO WORK AT KFC
- *20 years later*
My kid: Hey mom what did you do when you were young?
Me: Obsessed over bands...
Husband: Mostly, my band.
An alle, die heute, morgen, übermorgen oder generell auf ein 5sauce Konzert gehen, denen wünsche ich VIEL SPAß! ♡
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