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If WW1 was a bar fight

Germany, Austria and Italy are standing together in the middle of a pub when Serbia bumps into Austria and spills Austria's pint.
Austria demands Serbia buy it a complete new suit because there are splashes in his trouser leg
Germany expresses its support for Austria's point of view
Britain recommends that everyone calm down a bit
Serbia points out that it can't afford a whole suit, but offers to pay for the cleaning of Austria's trousers
Russia and Serbia look at Austria
Austria asks Serbia who it is looking at
Russia suggests that it should leave his little brother alone
Austria inquires as to whose army will assist Russia in compelling it to do so
Germany appeals to Britain that France has been looking at it,and that this is sufficiently out of order that Britain should not intervene
Ritalin replies that France can look at who it wants to, that Britain is looking at Germany to, and what is Germany going to do about it?
Germany tells Russia to stop looking at Austria, or Germany will render it incapable of such a action
Britain and France ask Germany whether it's looking at Belgium
Turkey and Germany go off into a corner and whisper. When they come back, Turkey makes a show of not looking at anyone
Germany rolls up its sleeves,looks at France, and punches Belgium
France and Britain punch Germany, Austria punches Russia, Germany punches Britain and France and one hand and Russia in the other
Russia throws a punch at Germany, but misses and nearly falls over. Japan calls from the other side of the room that's it's on Britain's side, but does nothing. Italy surprises everyone by punching Austria.
Australia punches Turkey and Turkey punches back, but there are no hard feelings because Britain made Australia do it
France gets thrown from a plate glass window, but gets back up and continues fighting. Russia gets thrown through one another,gets knocked out,suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a completely new personality change
Italy throws a punch at Austria but misses, but Austria falls over anyway. Italy runs around the room chanting
America waits till Germany is about to fall over from sustained punches from Britain and France, then walks over and smashes it with a barstool, then pretends it won the fight all by itself.
By now all the chairs are broke and the big mirror over the bar is shattered. Britain,France, and America agree that Germany threw the first punch, so the whole thing is Germanys fault. While Germany is still unconscious, they go through its pockets, steal it's wallet, and buys drinks for all their friends.