Lame chapter. OOC lv. 999.
"Now, lets take that... You just killed a pregnant woman, now the question is, did you just killed two people or only one? Does that make you a serial killer or not? " I questioned them. Me, Sakayanagi, Kamuro, Hashimoto, Katsuragi, Ryueen and Ibuki are currently sitting in a large round table.
"...what?" Muttered Kamuro while Snek-kun is puffing his cheeks trying not to laugh.
"Fufufu, good question, Ayanokouji-kun"
"No! Thats a weird question!" Ibuki denied.
"Look, monster, one day that curiosity of yours is going to be a double-edged sword, you know? Kukuku"
"Guys please take this seriously, im asking all of you!" I hissed. (Ok im sorry, ayanokouji hissing is weird but i got like, zero other words in my mind)
'Did the monster just hissed?!?!' "Very well to answer you question, i don't fucking know. Kuku" Replied Ryuuen
"Fufufu. But really, Ayanokouji-kun, why would you ask us about it?" Asked Sakayanagi.
"I don't know, just feeling curious."
"What, don't tell me you're going to do it?!?" Yelled Ibuki. While Kamuro seems to be in the same boat with her.
"Who knows? Lmao" Added Hashimoto.
"Did you just steal my li-" I was going to reply but Katsuragi cuts me off.
"I don't know, but if its Ayanokouji, I guess he would actually kill one just to see wether he would get a double muder charge or not"
"Fufufu, I can agree on that"
"Guys, im not that ruthles-" I got cut off, again.
"Did fucking hear that right? You?? Not Ruthless?! Bullshit!" Ryuuen denied.
"Pfft, still cant forget your loss, Dragon-boy?"
"Oh shut up, you loli!" Shouted Ryuuen...
"Fufufu"
"Ugh can both of you just stop? And you, Ayanokouji! Don't ask us weird que-" Kamuro tried to address, unfortunately I interrupt her.
"But really, i'm genuinely asking... Anyway, then, if i really do get double murder charge, will it be valid? I mean, the baby hasn't been registered as an inhabitant"
"...oh god if this continues, I don't like where its going." Muttered Katsuragi.
"Oh? You don't like this one? Then, how abou-"
"No. For fuck's sake, please don't ask another quest-" Kamuro tried to stop me. Keyword: tried.
"If i were going to burn my house, and people tried to put the fire off, does it count as helping a criminal? I mean im practically an arsonist if it were to happen, or, technically, arent we all mind readers of our own minds? Also, arent the ocean is practically a soup? It has meat and it tastes salty, right? And, is the moon a parasite? We can take the earth as the host, now, since the moon is always around the earth, it makes sense that the moon is a parasite, right? But, then, doesn't it mean every planet ini the solar system are parasites, and the sun is the host? But, then, is it possible to be a host for a parasite when you're a parasite yourself?"
"Uh..."
"..."
.....Since when did silence has gotten so loud?
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God i cringed so hard at this "kukuku" Or "fufufu" But hey,,, sorry if this is short I kinda lost idea afterwards...and, yes, if you noticed, Hashimoto knew about Ryueen's lost against Ayanokouji, and not only him, but kamuro, katsuragi, heck, maybe I'll make other people too... Wait. Hohohohoh let's gooo new idea; 😈
Anyway y'll can debate here or just pour your takes, I mean, your dumb ass questions. Maybe I will answer them with logic, or, yeah.
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HELP I WAS REVISING THIS AND I REALIZED I'VE BEEN CALLING ARISU AS SAKANAYAGI INSTEAD OF SAKAYANAGI💔💔💔
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