Dear Josh,
Well Hi there. I'm extremely bored with my life so I'm going to send you another letter even though I know you still haven't read the first one. You probably get a lot of stuff in your PO box I bet don't you. I should get a PO Box.... But no one would send me anything. Whoops. Ok maybe I shouldn't get one. Did you know Flamingos are white when they are born but they turn pink from the things they eat like shrimp. I read that in a book.
I read a lot of books. Do you read? I feel like I'm talking to a non existent person even though you existent it's quite odd actually. My mom thinks its unhealthy for me to write to you with the hope that you'll read them but I know that you don't. My dad says its a good way to clear my head sense I don't talk to them at all. I only talk to a few people. My friend who I mentioned previously you know the one that says if sponge bob was human I could be his kid and these older people that are my friends I have to talk to or else I get in trouble. Otherwise I don't talk. There's no point really.
Love, Nobody
PS I'm hungry
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Dear Josh
FanfictionA girl starts mailing her crush Josh Winnington letters... Still figuring it out