Reality Shifter | F.H x Reader

We Only See Each Other At Weddings And Funerals (4)

Five parks the car in the Griddy's parking lot, and I hop out of the car, closing the door with my powers. Five sends me a questioning look and I ignore him as we walk inside. He sits down at the counter and rings the bell impaitiently as I sit down beside him. Not even two seconds later a man walks in and sits next to Five. I look up at him with sadness in my eyes. That poor guy has no idea what's coming.

A lady that I know as Agnes comes out from the backroom and sighs. "Sorry, sink was clogged." She chuckled sweetly. I sent her a small smile. "So, what'll it be?" She asks. "Uh, give me a chocolate eclair." The man says as Agnes writes it down on her notepad. "Can I get the kids a glass of milk or something?" She asks, looking over at me and Five.

Five scoffed and I rolled my eyes at him. "The Kid wants coffee. Black." I hit him in that back of the head and he mutters a small 'ow' as I smile at Agnes. "Just a glass of water is fine, thanks." I smile, and she smiles back at me. 

Agnes looks back at the man next to us. "Cute kids." She chuckles. Five gives her a shit-eating grin and i'm tempted to hit him again.

"Okay.." Agnes whispers, going back to the kitchen to prepare our orders. "You're an asshole." I whisper to Five and he rolls his eyes at me, not bothering to respond. Five sighs, looking over at the man. He started speaking but honestly I zoned out. All I know is the guy payed for Five's coffee and gave him an address. 

I can feel multiple people now in the room and I sigh, hitting my head on the table. Five looks at the reflection in the bell on the counter and also sighs.

"Hmm. That was fast. I thought i'd have more time before they found me." He spoke, his confidence not wavering for a second as I groaned. He looked over at me with a 'are you good' look and then turned his attention back to the man who ahd a gun against my head.

"So let's all be professional about this, yeah? On your feet and come with us. They want to talk." The man said, shoving his gun further towards me "Bitch-" I was interupted by Five kicking my leg harshly, which made me wince as I shot him a glare. "I've got nothing to say." Five answered.

"it doesn't have to go this way. You think I wanna shoot a couple kids? Go home with that on my conscience?" The man asked. Five played with the knife on the cunter and I nodded at him. 'Well, I wouldn't worry about that." He answered. "You won't be going home."

Five grabbed the knife fully and blinked behind the guy, stabbing him in the neck as I stood up from my place on my chair. 

Several shots went off, some making their way towards me before I stopped them with my powers, tilting my head slightly at the man who shot them. He stumbled back slightly in fear, and I threw him across the room into two other men and hid behind the counter momentarily.

Five blinked onto one of the tables behind the remaining men. "Hey assholes!" He yelled, getting their attention. He blinked away and they starting shooting at where he once was, making me laugh at their stupidity. 

I walked up to one of the men, using my powers, making him see his worst fear. Apparently, that was a giant spider, which is fair. He started screaming and shooting at the hallucination, hitting some of his comrades. I smirked at this, seeing Five knock on the window, catching their attention. 

One of the men shot at him, but just as quickly as he was there, he was gone again. Five blinked back in front of him, breaking his leg which caused the man to scream. I picked up another man with my telekinesis and started crushing him. "Will you shut up?" I yelled at the screaming man, before throwing him out the window and sending a butterknife into his jugular. 

Five blinked behind the last guy and strangled him with his tie, which i'm not gonna lie was kinda hot. One of the guys tried to get up and I smashed a plate against his face, making him stumble back and trip over a table, which made me laugh. I look over to Five and see that he's stabbed a guy in the eye (gross) and I cringe at the sight. 

I clap my hands as if I was brushing them off and straighted my sleeves. Five walked over to the guy that had his tie around his neck and grabbed it, putting it back around his own neck. The man that had previously tripped over a table groaned, and five walked up to him and snapped the mans neck. "Oh shit, Agnes." I laugh. Five grabs a knife and starts going at his arm, which also makes me cringe.

"Okay, no." I say, walking over and taking the knife away from him. Using my powers I fish out the tracking device, plopping it in his hand. "You're welcome." I smirk and he rolls his eyes. "Shut up." Five pulls down his sleeve and grabs my hand, dragging me out the door. He throws the tracking device into the sewer drain as we walk towards where Vanya lives.

"You can let go of my hand now, Five." He smirks, but doesn't let go of my hand and keeps walking. "I don't think so." I raise an eyebrow at him in confusion. "Why is that?" He looks over at me, looking me up and down again. I go bright red at this. "I'm too young for you." He laughs at my statement. "You don't seem to mind." I shrug. "Eh. I'm a bit touch-starved." I say as I try to let go but he just grabs my hand again.

"It seems you are as well."

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa finally some progress! This was actually super fun to write! Hopefully i'll be able to finish this episode in the next chapter, I just want to space it out a bit. By the way there will be filler chapters at some points. Just thought I should let you know lol.