Bob The Majestic Unicorn

How It All Started & Ended! ;)

One Afternoon, BTMU went to the salon. He wanted his main died blue, a majestic color, and then his tail green. He would have done it himself, but he has hooves. XD once that was done he went out to Starbucks to get a muffin with a cup of coffee. that's when he spotted a bootylicious unicorn in the corner of the room. he walked over to her and asked if he could join her . of course she said yes. he admired everything about her. and he asked her out on a date. but, she told him she wasn't interested in boys xD. so then he apologized and went home. then he told himself that no one loved him and he should just go on journey around the world to prove to all the girls out there that he was something special. first he took about a month or two to pack, he is worse than a girl. when he finally got done packing he headed for China. when you got there he had saw something he has never seen before. there was Brown unicorns! xD he has never seen these creatures before. one of them noticed his discomfort so he walked over to him and told him that his name was Emilo The Stupid Unicorn. I tried not to laugh at his name. Then I told him I had to go because I was on a mission to prove to the girls that I was more than a piece of crap. then I made my way to a island that no one has seen before. Emilio insisted that he came with me. when we arrived on the island we found out that there was a tall giant unicorn,Racheal. Soon after that we found out, well I found out, that Rachael did not like Emilio at all. She stepped on Emilio and soon crushed him. Then she shrunk to normal size. and greeted me. I found out that she was a really nice unicorn then a second unicorn came out from behind a tree and greeted me also, her name was Makayla. Then we traveled to africa and found a new breed of unicorns. We soon be friended a unicorn named Marylene. Then all 4 of us traveled around the rest of the world and ended up finding another unicorn named Bella. we traveled to another sacred island. no one has ever been there before either. we found a unicorn named Umar. we all tied him up and carried him to a volcano and threw him in. xD then we went to europe and found a Unicorn named b*** face. we immediately started laughing at his b*** chin. xd . Another unicorn walked up next to him. He had the biggest nose I have ever seen in my life. We knocked both of them out with our hooves. and it dragged them to a rocket where we flew to the moon. we found alien unicorns and fed the two unicorns to them. finally, we went back home to our town called Univille. We decided to have a life now we bought a limousine and once everyone found out what we had done we were sent to jail. but then the law makers found out that we killed 4 of the dumbest unicorns there was.

♥♡The End♡♥