"Hey" said Kittens "Hey" said Private Williams "Wanna go get a drink at the club" said Kittens "Sure but not many we have training in the morning you know" said Williams "Yah but we will be fine lets go"! Said Kittens. So they walked to the club and when they were there a pretty girl walked past them and smiled Kittens lowered his glasses and smiled and Williams said "No messing around just drinks" then Kittens smirked and said "Well gotta have fun some way Cmon buzzkill let's have the night of our lives". So Kitten and Williams danced and drunk so much that they were entoxicated so much that they threw bottles high in the air and puked all over the dance floor. So the manager came to the soldiers and grabbed them by the ear and threw them out of the club while laughing their butts off. So the manager screamed "YOUR BANNED DONT COME BACK!" So Kittens started laughing so hard he pooped his pants and Williams started laughing in tears and Kittens just laughed with him. They started to walk back to base and payed the guard off with a beer and they walked in and passed out in their front barracks. The luteanut came out and started yelling and Kittens started to look at Williams and they were like "Hungover" and they smirked and luteanut picked them up by the bags and took them in the plane and they took off. The luteanut threw them both out the cargo plane with parachutes and Kittens fell asleep and William screamed and pulled the parachute and grabbed Kitten as fast as he can and pulled his too. William landed safely at the landing zone and Kitten landed in a tree and woke up screaming and dropped his gun and it fired and hit William right in the chest and died right there. Everyone came rushing out trying to stop the blood but it was to late he was dead within the shot and Kitten was of coarsely framed and he was kicked out of the military service and fined for 500 dollars. Now Kitten is living on the streets poor and trying to win the lottery but every night he prays for William and feels bad for it.
