All Reddie fanfics be like
TW: REALLY BAD GRAMMAR, mentions of abuse, cursing, very stereotypical
I did your mom said Richie
No you didn't you hoe said Eddie
I hate my life Richie said
Why Eddie asked
Because my dad left me and my mom abuses me 😣😣 Richie lit a cigarette and cried being the emo he was with his nirvana shirt and black jeans
It's ok I won't tell anyone said Eddie
{be prepared for Reddie angst😣😣}
The next day
You told people? Asked Richie
Told what Eddie asked
That I'm fatherless
No
...WERE BREAKING UP EVEN THOUGH WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER😡😡
WAIT RICHIE NO😖😖
The next day
Guys meet my bf said Richie holding conners hand
Eddie ran away and cried because he's emo and didn't take a shower for days
Richie and Eddie make up (out*)
They get invited to a party thing and end up making out and basically do it cuz yk🤭🤭
Richie goes to break up with Conner and does it with him 🤨🤨🤨
Richie picks between Conner and Eddie and picks Eddie (no shit💀)
They get married and have 12 children
The end
YOU ARE READING
Every Reddie fic be like
RandomWTF AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE I HAVE SCHOOl IN THE MORNING 😭😭😭