Every Reddie fic be like

Wtf am I doing

All Reddie fanfics be like

TW: REALLY BAD GRAMMAR, mentions of abuse, cursing, very stereotypical

I did your mom said Richie

No you didn't you hoe said Eddie

I hate my life Richie said

Why Eddie asked

Because my dad left me and my mom abuses me 😣😣 Richie lit a cigarette and cried being the emo he was with his nirvana shirt and black jeans

It's ok I won't tell anyone said Eddie

{be prepared for Reddie angst😣😣}

The next day

You told people? Asked Richie

Told what Eddie asked

That I'm fatherless

No

...WERE BREAKING UP EVEN THOUGH WE WERE NEVER TOGETHER😡😡

WAIT RICHIE NO😖😖

The next day

Guys meet my bf said Richie holding conners hand

Eddie ran away and cried because he's emo and didn't take a shower for days

Richie and Eddie make up (out*)

They get invited to a party thing and end up making out and basically do it cuz yk🤭🤭

Richie goes to break up with Conner and does it with him 🤨🤨🤨

Richie picks between Conner and Eddie and picks Eddie (no shit💀)

They get married and have 12 children

The end