Me, hello and welcome to my theatre (I actually don't but just pretend)
Voldy, um who are you
Me, I'm your worst enemy
Every one got scared
Me, I'm joking y'all should have seen your faces.
Harry, well why are we here and where us my wand
Me, well you are here to react to something I have found and I took them so no one can get hurt.
Snape, what are we reacting to
Me,you'll find out.
Me, now the first video I found was shocking but pls enjoy though I have a question afterwards
Everyone, okay
Draco, what the bloody he'll was that
Harry, well I asked voldemort for a deal
Draco, what was that deal
Voldemort, well he said if the inner circle and I did that with the golden trio he would let me kill his relatives
Draco, what
Harry, well it had to be done
Snape, wait that's why also who we're your relatives you were given too
Harry, yes and Petunia Evans, Vernon dursley and their son dudley
Snape, that's it I'm murdering dumbledore
Golden trio, cool
Me, okay enough next one is a picture
Everyone, okay
Everyone burst out laughing
Harry, I remember that. Such good times
After Everyone calmed down
Me, okay 2 things left do you want sad or happy first
Bellatrix, sad
Me, okay
Everyone, I'm sorry that happened to you
Harry, oh it's fine I'm over it
Me, okay enough sad stuff one more thing then you can leave
(They only saw the part where the song is sung)
Ron and harry, that was fun
Snape, how long have you practiced that
Harry, too long
Me, okay bye everyone
Everyone, bye.
I know it's shit but who cares.
YOU ARE READING
harry potter oneshots
Fanfictionhi this book will be full of random stories all harry potter of course. there will be many kinds of ships may be a lot of sad ones and some happy depending on my mood.