Souda x Gundham confirmed

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1:00pm
June 2nd


Private Chat:


BITCHIMAMOTHER: Souda-Kun

Sodypop: yes Pekoyama-san

BITCHIMAMOTHER: you have never told us who is you baby's other parent is

Sodypop: Oh uhm I really don't want to share that information right now 😅

BITCHIMAMOTHER: Oh well then I will leave you alone about it

Kazuichi's Pov

"Babe!" I yelled from the bottom bunk. "Yes my Paramour?" Gundham yelled back from the bathroom. When should we- AAAA!?" "What happened" Gundham yelled while sprinting into the bathroom. "Nothing Tetsuya just jumped on me"

"Ok that's good you had me worried. Now what was that other question" Gundham said sounding somewhat concerned. "Oh it's nothing just finished what you were doing."

Gundham Pov

"Kazuichi sounded kinda concerned and scared. I wonder if it's something important.

Ibuki's Hellish Chat
Saturday
10PM

HANGING around: Hajimeeeeee

Ojonlyfans: yes

HANGING around: come get your husband, he fucking being himself

Ojonlyfans: What did he do?! I'm coming over there

HANGING around: He burned a forest by laughing

Ojonlyfans: AGAIN!?

(Ojonlyfans is now offline)

HANGING around: So now that he's gone... Kazuichi who's the Father I got wine and the Murrey Show in my hands

Sodypop: No

HANGING around: please

Sodypop: No

(Ojonlyfans is now online)

Ojonlyfans: stop harassing The Soda God

HANGING around: why though

HopefulOrphan: because those are his boundaries

Ojonlyfans: you're one to talk
YOU TRIED TO SUDUCE ME IN THE GAME

HopefulOrphan: Hey hey this isn't about you it's about Kaz and his lover

(Ojonlyfans is now offline)

HANGING around: oop 😶

Sodypop: you will be missed

HopefulOrphan: please bring a wheelchair

HopefulOrphan: He's in my room

HANGING around: welp say goodbye to your ass

(HopefulOrphan is now offline)

HANGING around: he was a fierce solider

Sodypop: I could never

HANGING around: Hah BOTTOM

Sodypop: you're too

HANGING around: Hey I'm a sweetch beetch

Sodypop: Fine I'll tell you but later

HANGING around: why so sudden. I mean I'm not complaining but what

Sodypop: I'll tell the group happy?

HANGING around: very

Fat ass bitches
June 3rd
3:00AM

BITCHIMAMOTHER: Leave me the fuck alone bitch

Foodislife: HEHEHE nah

HANGING around: Guys Kazzy boy has an announcement

HopefulOrphan: ohh SPEAK UNKNOWN ONE

Sodypop: fine. I am dating

Everyone: WHO

Sodypop: GUNDHAM

Everyone: ....

HopefulOrphan: FUCK! NOW I HAVE TO PAY SONIA! THATS $600 DOWN THE DRAIN

Sodypop: DID YOU BET ON MY LOVE LIFE

HopefulOrphan: ohh ofc

Sodypop: fuck u well since you know don't tell anyone.

Everyone: SUREE

BITCHIMAMOTHER: Souda-Kun do you know where cousin is? I need to... talk to him

Sodypop: beat his ass idgaf he's in the cafeteria

BITCHIMAMOTHER: splendid

After 5 minutes, a loud scream echoed through the land.

Sodypop: deserves

HANGING around: He fucked your ass off?

Sodypop: yeah and I'm still mad 😡

HANGING around: not the emoji

HANGING around: Well Bye hope you can walk by tomorrow

(HANGING around is now offline)

HopefulOrphan: Bye fatass

(HopefulOrphan is now offline)

Sodypop: fuck you

(Sodypop is now offline)

Hi bitches I'm back and mentally drained

Word count: 506

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