*screams at 3am*

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OK SO-

It's not art.

It's Wattpad being chaotic.

Guys I'm so sorry it's a joke don't take offense to any of this.

I'm going to make several editions of this with different users, you haven't been left out you're coming soon-

Now please welcome the inaccurate quote generator.

(Also I don't know most of your pronouns so I just kept it like it is)


13tlu, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Misty: Hey.
BigSisterTwelve: Hi.
Emilie: Hello.
Bkay: Hey!
13tlu: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Paro: We were out of Doritos.

~

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
13tlu: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
BigSisterTwelve: ...I did. I broke it.
13tlu: No. No you didn't. Bkay?
Bkay: Don't look at me. Look at Emilie.
Emilie: What?! I didn't break it.
Bkay: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Emilie: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Bkay: Suspicious.
Emilie: No, it's not!
Paro: If it matters, probably not, but Misty was the last one to use it.
Misty: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Paro: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Misty: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Paro!
BigSisterTwelve: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, 13tlu.
13tlu: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Paro: 13tlu... Bkay's been awfully quiet.
Bkay: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
13tlu, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
13tlu: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
13tlu:
13tlu: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

~

'Can I copy the homework?'
13tlu: I can help you with it!
BigSisterTwelve: Yeah, sure.
Bkay: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Emilie: lol nope.
Paro: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Misty: *Read 5:55pm*

~

Misty: Rules are made to be broken.
13tlu: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Bkay: Uh, piñatas.
Emilie: Glow sticks.
Paro: Karate boards.
BigSisterTwelve: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Misty: Rules.
13tlu:

~

*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Misty: Thanks fam!
13tlu: oh no
Bkay: *cries* I love you too
Emilie: Sounds fake but okay
Paro: *A flustered mess*
BigSisterTwelve: can i get a refund

~

I'm so sorry guys-

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