[end of moving in day, everyone is somewhat settled but there are still boxes in the hall because there isn't enough space at the moment. all 20 drivers are in the living room eating takeout pizza because they forgot to go food shopping]
lando grabs the last slice of pizza from the box.
"CARIÑO!! THAT WAS MINE!!" carlos yells
"ugh shut up loverboys. who wants to play fuck marry kill??" max shouts over carlos' whining and lands giggles
"i'm down" replies daniel
"DANIEL!! fuck marry kill- max, toto, me" replies charles
"fuck max, marry max, kill you" daniel responds in an instant, "jk, love you charlie. ill kill toto but i still want to fuck and marry max."
max goes bright red and buries his head into daniels chest yelling something that no-one seems to understand but daniel who has a huge smile on his face.
"my turn! lando, my darling teammate. fuck marry kill- me, zak, carlos" daniel yells
lando goes bright red before muttering something under his breath
"sorry, didn't get that landoo" daniel replies with a grin
"kill you, that's for sure" lando shouts, flipping him off
"didn't realise zak was your type muppet" carlos smirks
"jealous carlos?" max, now recovered, replies
carlos stutters but regains composure, "of course not, if lando wants to fuck zak he may"
"CARLOS I HATE YOU" lando yells as everyone bursts out into laughter when he jumps onto of his former teammate
"assuming he wants to marry you then?" alex laughs
"who else" carlos winks, "alex, fuck marry kill- twitch quartet"
"fuck you mate!!" alex cries
"i wasn't one of the options but lando you have competition..."
"marry george, fuck charles, kill lando. sorry mate, you have carlos" alex replies
"asshole but fine" lando mutters as he slowly recovers from the embarrassment
"just out of interest, would you have fucked me or married me?" carlos whispered in his ear
"both."
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