Joke story bout ginger and you i guess

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by Mewhenuhhhhh

by Mewhenuhhhhh

Just the Mandela catalogue but furries I guess. (Also yes I'm still going to use quotations L!1!1!1!)

"Open the door."

"Imma do it tomorrow."

This has been the 737463728422472th time that they've said open the door. Whoever was on the other side clearly had no idea that you were just saying "no fuck off" in a nice way.

"Please?"

"No."

"How about now?"

"I said imma do it tomorrow."

"But-"

"It's been the 737463728422472th Time I've said this please fuck off."

"..."

"Boo-boo you gonna cry?"

A bloodhound floats through the door. As you can literally hear everywhere at the end of time begin to play. You're fucking dead.

"Fuck."

The bloodhound seemed to jump into your body. As you suddenly said.

"Well that wasn't so bad. For a second I thought I was going to die."

"You are."

Damn. It appears that this thing is half-way possessing you or something.

"Get out of my body."

"Once you open the door."

"But you can float through."

"But now I'm basically you so haha."

"Will you leave my body once I do?"

"No. L + Ratio."

"Didn't you say you would leave once I-"

"I lied."

"..."

You literally grab the nearest thing which happens to be a gun and blow your fucking brains out. Blood splattering all over the walls.

"Damn."

End

I know it wasn't funny but I tried my best. Anyways since a huge inspiration for me wants me to write a dell story I'll do that I guess. Not sure if I need to ask for permission first though. Imma do it tomorrow :troll: