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A/N before i start. It came to my attention that roshambo x reader is not something that ro would be comfortable with. if you are just now reading it and did not see the original you may skip this A/N: I am very sorry :(

But here we are at the important stuff.

Y/N: Your average 17 year old G/N person, good at making traps though.

{ G/N : Gender neutral (These notes will pop up throughout the story) }

Appearance (You may change anything this is just what i think Y/N shall look like, but if you do have major changes, please keep this original design in mind! this fanfic may have certain lines in the story referencing the design :D

Appearance (You may change anything this is just what i think Y/N shall look like, but if you do have major changes, please keep this original design in mind! this fanfic may have certain lines in the story referencing the design :D

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Y/N traits:
Mischievous traps
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Funny
Average at PVP
(GUYS HELP WHY IS EVERY LINE A DIFFERENT FONT FOR ME IM SO 😕) (oh it fixed 😟)
anyway, thats all the hints.

ON WITH THE ACTUAL STORY

Well, here I am. Standing in a circle with a bunch of nerds.
"Why can't we just go already..?" I accidentally said without thinking- "Uh- sorry it's just.. We've been here for 10 minutes already and I-" I was interrupted by "3-2-1-0."
Everyone ran off in their own direction while I just sat there confused. 'Wait so I- wha-" I snapped back into reality and sprinted off to the nearest tree which was so far away from everyone else rushing all the trees they could get. 'What am I even doing here.." It took me a whole minute to reach the tree I was going for just to realize there was someone following me and steal all the wood I broke.

Timeskip brought to you by my ADHD

"Eh-? Who's this Roshambo kid? For 1- he already has 2 extra hearts.. For 2- EVERY SINGLE F—ING TRE I PUNCH DOWN THIS B—CH STEALS THE WOOD !!! IM SO SICK OF THIS."
<Y/U> F—k off.
<Roshambogames> No
{ Y/U: Your username }
'Im so done with this b—ch...' I ran as far as I could and he still followed me. What was he gonna do? He's obviously up to something or he's just a perv, I mean I would kill him IF I COULD GET A SINGLE PLANK. How the hell do I manage? He's just gonna follow me, he's probably gonna kill me and i'm not supporting that idea.

Roshambo POV:
I've just been following around this person stealing all their resources. In total, 33 planks of wood.
<Y/U> fuck off bro
Im just thinking of how mad this person is
<Roshambogames> No
Its been like, 30 minutes at max. Im pretty sure this person is gonna die of starvation soon so I guess i'll just feed them.
<Y/U> why the hell r u feeding me just let me survive in the first place bitch
<Roshambogames> you're welcome
What if they (SLIGHT TW MAYBE-BUT ITS JUST INGAME) kill themselves to get away? Wait, I have an idea.
<Roshambogames> vc4.
<Y/U> ok fine.
*discord join sound* "Hello?" the (G/N) said. "Hi." I replied, "What do you want, can I like- Do something, for once..." they said angrily. "Can you just follow me?" I said in return. "Why? Was this whole thing just to get my attention so I would follow you?" They said, slightly confused. "Not really. Just follow me"
I sent a few ingame messages with /wsp (in game it makes it so only the selected person sees ur message) to know where my teams base is, they messaged me the coordinates and so we were on our way to kidnap an innocent person with no gear.

Did I feel bad? Nope, not really its just kinda funny. At least we have a trap builder if we ever need one.
"-How long will this take??" said (Y/N) (Ro now knows your name) "Hopefully not much longer" I said as we approached a base, "Follow me inside"

I made sure everyone else had drank invisibility potions that would run out after (Y/N) finds out I was just kidnapping them.
"Are you just touring your base or no?" the useless (G/N) said. I will call them useless because honestly they don't have any materials or anything other than skills in trap building that we might not even need. "And, one last thing" I said   "Yes?" they said. "Oh yeah, this was all just so we can kidnap you."- "What." They stated not really as a question just as well, concern. Just then, everyones invisibility potion ran out and (Y/N) knew they had gotten into something they could've avoided. "You tricked me?" But- for what? It's not like i'm special.. for all you know i'm just a person who your dumbass is annoying for no reason!" they complained, i'm done with them for now.
We forced them to set their spawn point in the underground of our base.

TO BE CONTINUED.
finally its done with 750 words I'm feeling pretty confident

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 26, 2023 ⏰

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