Hi, My Name is Alexis, and I'm a Badass.

Meet my Best Friend, Ladies and Gentlemen

When I arrive at Josh's, I turn off my motorcycle and barge through the door.

"Honey, I'm home!"

"Ew, I don't want to see your ugly face. Get out of my house!" I hear my best friend call out from the living room. 

"I'm feeling the love, sweetheart," I say as I sit next to him on the couch. He's sprawled out in sweats, and a bag of chips cover his bare chest. If any of the girls at our school saw their precious player like this, they would faint. I, however, want to barf. 

"Put on a shirt, Pillsbury Dough-Boy," I say, scrunching up my nose in fake disgust. He really is far from fat. He's seriously the hottest guy I've ever seen. I would date him, but pretty-player-boys aren't my type.

"It's nice to see your anger management class has left you nice and relaxed," he says dryly. "How was it anyway?"

"Oh, the usual. Dean and Michael were perving on me, and Leslie was acting like their was a pole up her butt," I shrug. "I understand the boys' problem though. I mean, who could resist a raven-haired beauty like me?"

Josh bursts out laughing, clapping like the retarded seal he was. "Hun, I hate to break it to you, but your bitchy personality kind of cancels out the beauty. You're lucky I'm used to it, or I would seriously hate you."

"I am not a bitch!! The term is bad ass; get it right!"

"Whatever helps you sleep at night."

I pout and turn away, pretending to be upset. This act always works.

"Aw Lex, you know I was kidding! I'll make it up to you!! Whatever you want, I'll get it!" Josh cries desperately.

"Will you go get me a Shamrock Shake from Mcdonald's?" I request in a small voice.

"Yes! I'll be back in like five minutes!"

I burst out laughing as soon as he's out the door. He is such an idiot.

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A/N

Hey guys!! Here's the second chapter/part thing!! I hope you like it, and comment what u think!! 

Em. xx