Stellas
Pov:
Chrip
CHrip
CHRip
CHRIp
CHRIP
I woke up to the motha fuckin
Birds chirping at 7 in the morning dawg. (Me personally i'd never take that level of disrespect..😤)
But that is totally okay.
I open my window.
And scream "GET THE FUCK OFF MAH PROPERTY YOU STUPID ASS BITCH." And after that them birds said "FlYy HiGhh iN tHe SkyYyYy"
....
"No, don't sing again." I said, SO I get my lazy fat ass TF up. And get my school clothes on, tbh. I hate school, but at least it is my first fuckin day, 😌 but anyways now that im ready, time to go wake up ✨sleepy!
Sleepy's
Pov:
"zZzzZzzZzzZzzZzzZzz" I snore loudly (DAMN BITCH, 😭 LOUD ASF!!) until some BITCH decids to wake me up "ZZZ-"
"WAKE UR ASS TF UP WITH UR DROP IT LIKE IIT'S HOT FANGIRL ASS WITH UR oOoOo I lIkE SpArKlEs✨✨ ASS GTF-" before stella gets even finished her totally "wonderful" roasting sentence, I Interrupt, "Shut your bitch ass tf up, and let me sleep 💀"
"We have school today."
the words that had made me leave my body, make my soul distribute out of my body, the words "We have school today" pierced through my heart. It had felt like a girl getting rejected. . . The words s.c.h.o.o.l the words I never wanted to hear again, blossoms outta know where, and I scream
"WE HAVE...... SCHOOL?!?!?!"
"Yea, get tf up😌" stella says,
"911 what's your emergency?"
"Uhm, yes. I'd like to report a school crime." Sleepy says on the phone.
"And what's that crime?"
"So the crime is, assault and battery
arson
child abuse
domestic abuse
kidnapping
rape and statutory rape
Using Public WiFi
S
inging Happy Birthday
Using a Fake Name Online
Downloading Music
Drinking Underage
Playing Poker With Friends
Eating Something Before You Bought It
Downloading Movies and TV Shows
Sharing Your Password
Using Your Cell Phone While Driving
Not Updating Your Driver License When Moving
Sharing Medication
Jaywalking
Smoking
Marijuana
Not Getting a License for Your Dog
Not Wearing a Seatbelt
Throwing Out Cell Phone
Littering
Writing "Disturbing" Material
Possessing a Permanent Marker"
Then the police hung up.
"bitch."
